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Zanka’s best kept secret is exposed to an unlikely invader in the Medical Ward, now he has to find a way to navigate the precarious situation without alerting anyone else.
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Jabber sneaks into HQ and Zanka uses him as a blood bag
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29 May 2026
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Zanka is on a quest to get the experience he's sorely lacking for...reasons. Reasons that are unimportant. Unfortunately, the universe hates him, so it doesn't take long before someone screws him over and gives him the clap. Somewhat more fortunately, the campus health center is participating in a study of oral gonorrhea and they'll treat him for free if he participates.
It's an easy decision.
What's not easy is dealing with the guy he's partnered with for his trial: Jabber Wonger.
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- Part 1 of Ikebanaka's Janka Week 2026
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25 May 2026
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Zanka has had a big, fat crush on his roommate and rival Jabber Wonger. Due to recent stressors, he decides to get baked with said roommate and is reminded of the fact that jabber doesn't know Japanese. He uses that to his advantage, finally laying his emotions on the table. chaos ensues.
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Zanka and Jabber get baked in their dorm, Zanka tells him about his feelings in Japanese while straddling his lap. That turns out to be a bad idea, or maybe his best?
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25 May 2026
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I didn’t mean it. I was already frustrated, and then I got sucked into his… vortex of crazy. He’s an asshole and he’s nuts. And the things he said—anyone would—he’s beautiful. Anyone could see that. The way he looks, he’s hotter than hell. Okay, I guess that means I’m, like, gay or whatever.
Zanka Nijiku continues to have problems with his roommate. The feeling is mutual. In a way.
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- Part 7 of Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler
- Part 2 of Toxicology
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- English
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Bookmarked by kencio
25 May 2026
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There ain’t much to him, is what Jabber thinks when he first meets his new roommate in the August of his sophomore year. It’s some Japanese dude. The name went in one ear and clean out the other. He’s kinda pretty, actually he’s a lot pretty, but his serious bearing and general vibe are indicative of one of those guys who never did anything fun in high school and doesn’t plan to start now. A total square, in other words. Positively rec-tang-ular.
Pretty is nice though. Jabber likes his eyebrows and his two-tone hair, the big blue tassel earrings and big blue eyes, and he especially likes the stiff expression he gets when he goes, “Ay, mind if I smoke?”
Turns out, Jabber's new roommate situation holds a lot more potential than was initially apparent.
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- Part 2 of Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler
- Part 1 of Toxicology
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Bookmarked by kencio
24 May 2026
