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    gaslight gatekeep girlboss by

    Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    05 Dec 2021

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    “Look, believe it or not, I had no intention of killing the Vampiric Council when I came here,” declares Nadja, sitting alone on the couch. “But Guillermo and I arrived at the first council meeting and did the whole, you know, the whole thing, the first day thing. Introductions and all that, yes hello wonderful to meet you, yes this is my bodyguard, yes he has slaughtered a tremendous number of our kind”--she flaps her hand absently--“normal first day things, you know? It was fine.” She pauses. “It got really fucking weird on the second day.”

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    Nadja and Guillermo seize control of vampiric politics, puppeteer world powers, and have the hottest of hot girl summers.

    Unfortunately, they also really miss the stupid assholes they're in love with. With no way left to find them, they have no choice but to consult an Archivist.

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    Playing for Keeps by

    Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    26 Nov 2019

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    "Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"

    Your mom

    "Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"

    Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.

    My mom

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    Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.

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    Lucky Number Seven by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    08 Jan 2020

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    Based on molyglock's tumblr post (with permission) (https://sidras-tak.tumblr.com/post/189951302177). Martin is Elias and Peter's adopted son, and he gets the fun job of being the intermediary between his dads and the divorce lawyer.

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