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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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- Part 1 of crack fics
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Harry felt something touch both sides of his head, gripping it tight enough to be uncomfortable, but not so tight as to hurt — or perhaps he was so used to pain that it didn't register. This time, he did try to scream, but the sound came out muffled, eaten by the darkness as soon as it emerged. The thing around his head grew warmer. When it was hot enough that he thought it would leave his skin red and raw, the first images started flashing in his mind.
They appeared faster and faster, one image after another, flickering in front of his eyes. When the last of the images faded from sight, the darkness was back to being just that — dark. The feeling of not being alone was gone, as was the heat around his head. All Harry was left with were the memories of a life he hadn't yet lived, and the sneaking suspicion that things would never be the same.
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When Harry is 10, Death visits, leaving behind memories of what things would've been like without intervention. What will change with this new knowledge? Everything.
A somewhat slow-moving, cozy fix-it fic spanning all 7 years. Officially complete!
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Marlene’s words haunted him. "They think you're the spy."
They thought he was capable of handing them over. Of betraying them. Of hurting James and Lily and Harry.
He had given them everything—his loyalty, his heart, his life. And the moment doubt was raised, they turned their backs. Like none of it had ever mattered. Like he had never been one of them.And Sirius—Sirius had believed it, too.
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Feeling cast out by the people he trusted most—including Sirius Black, his boyfriend of 5 years—Remus leaves, seeking refuge in a werewolf pack in Spain. An unexpected discovery had changed everything: he’s pregnant. Remus doesn't tell Sirius. And then Voldemort dies. And Peter is arrested.
And then 6 years go by.
And now Greyback is back...
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The Wolf, The Dog, and The Chosen One by unluckymoron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2025
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Remus does not believe that Sirius ratted out his best friends to be murdered. So he begins investigates to find clues to prove Sirius’s innocence so he can finally leave Azkaban and they can take harry away from his horrible cousins and raise him together.
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Remus proves that Sirius is not guilty and they raise Harry together.
This fic is basically finished after chapter 17 but I just am writing some fluff to add on :)
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It’s been two week since the battle and Voldemort is gone he should be happy and celebrating but Harry feel something not right. Join Harry as he discovers the truths and lies and betrayals …
I don’t own Harry Potter characters this story a Fic only.