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5 times Armand interrupts Daniel's online interviews +1 time Daniel gets his revenge by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
06 Dec 2024
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There’s a heavy, dragging sort of shuffle in the hallway.
“...memory features prominently throughout the piece, almost a character in its own right…”
More shuffling. A bump. Oh, what fresh hell…?
“...will you be exploring more of your own layer of the story in the sequel?”
The door to the parlour opens, and Armand comes in, absolutely smeared with blood and dragging a dead body.
“Uhhh… uh, um, there— there was a glitch, can you repeat that last bit?”
Armand drags the body right to the centre of the room, then straightens up, shaking that ridiculously beautiful hair off his face. “Just for a moment,” he half-says, half-mouths behind Daniel’s laptop. “Don’t mind me.”
“...if you’re going to more prominently feature the fourth layer of the story — that is, your own — in the sequel.”
For a second, Daniel wonders what he’s done in his life to deserve this, but then his brain helpfully unfurls a laundry list at least six miles long.
Or: doing interviews from home is difficult when one has an Armand.
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- Part 8 of A brick row house and two old men
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11 Jun 2026
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138 lbs, for the metrically challenged by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Nov 2024
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“Hey, babe?”
Ah, there it is.
“Yes?” Armand asks, chin still rested in his hand, still idly scrolling the results on eBay; he does so love to play along.
Daniel strolls into the parlour, their bathroom scale in his hands, a sharp gleam in his eyes. He sets the scale down in the middle of the room. Armand looks at Daniel, then down at the scale, then back at Daniel again.
“O-kay…” he says, in his best imitation of Daniel yet, if he says so himself; Daniel’s grin is a clear stamp of approval.
“Yeah, come over here, I wanna see something.”
Or: there is exactly zero way a beanpole like Armand weighed a measly 62.5 kilograms a day in his adult life.
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- Part 2 of A brick row house and two old men
Bookmarked by kkuragameplays
11 Jun 2026
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Armand stopped moving. He stared at the floor. “You’re angry with me.”
“Thank you, Captain Obvious,” Daniel replied. “Hey, since we’re just saying shit we both already know, I’ve got another one for ya: you took off.”
“I did.”
“Bit of a dick move, don’t you think?”
In which Daniel finally tracks down his maker. And gives him a piece of his mind.
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11 Jun 2026
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Daniel looks around the room while he struggles with the zipper on his overstuffed bag. “Baby, have you seen my, uh, my green lighter?”
Armand’s impatience evaporates.
It is replaced with surprise and wonder. Fascination.
He unclenches his hands and tips his head to the side. “Baby,” he repeats.
Daniel freezes and looks up at him. “Shit. You don’t like that?”
In which Armand and Daniel discuss nicknames.
Bookmarked by kkuragameplays
11 Jun 2026
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Follow-up with the Vampire Armand about Diet and Exercise by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
08 Jul 2024
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“Gentrification is a real thing, Armand. Greedy assholes make the property market absolutely unhinged.”
“So you ate him.”
“Yeah.”
“My sweet First World anarchist,” drawls Armand patronisingly.
“Okay, where did you learn that term?”
“The internet.”
“Yeah, that checks out.”
Or: Daniel gets that follow-up about diet and exercise.
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- Part 3 of A brick row house and two old men
Bookmarked by kkuragameplays
11 Jun 2026