laplacescryptid
Fandoms
- Real Person Fiction (9)
- Weezer (Band) (5)
- Five Nights at Freddy's (2)
- My Chemical Romance (1)
- The Stanley Parable (1)
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i (didn't) ask for it by laplacescryptid
Fandoms: Mindless Self Indulgence (Band), Real Person Fiction
02 Jun 2026
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Jimmy Urine gets raped by some random man in a playground
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Excuse me! by laplacescryptid
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Long Live the Black Parade - Fandom
04 Apr 2026
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"Do you need help?"
He looked at you, slightly embarrassed at your confusion.
"I... I don't need any help. I understand if this is a deal breaker for you–"
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Rivers Cuomo eats cannoli.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 651
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 357
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Let's get a little freaky by laplacescryptid
Fandoms: Weezer (Band), Real Person Fiction
22 Sep 2025
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You're Rivers' boyfriend, and even though people might see him as the kinky one in your relationship, you have a secret side only he knows about.
Recent bookmarks
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You’re the newest PR representative for The Beatles, and you've been brought on to have a meeting with John regarding his naughty behavior in public. Let’s just say things don’t go as smoothly as you hope…
Requested by laplacescryptid. Enjoy!
Series
- Part 13 of Reader Requests
Bookmarked by laplacescryptid
25 Jun 2026
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John accidentally burps in your mouth during a makeout sesh.
Requested by anonymous. Enjoy!
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- Part 10 of Reader Requests
Bookmarked by laplacescryptid
22 Jun 2026
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Oomf is holding me hostage to write this by dutchkangaroowiththedutchkangaroocostume
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), Yellow Submarine (1968)
15 Dec 2025
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Blue Meanie and Ringo fucking. End of story.
Bookmarked by laplacescryptid
19 Jun 2026
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Heroin and sex
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20 May 2026
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Breaking into your ex's house has unexpected outcomes..
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11 May 2026