larsettash
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“You seriously hurt me. You stole and broke my precious toothbrush and you’re not even gonna be responsible about it? Here I thought we were friends.”
“Yeah, well, apparently we’re also fucking.”
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Dear Sicheng,
It's almost your birthday soon. I miss you. Do you remember how we first met? -
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Taeyong comes home feeling a bit insecure, so Sicheng, being the good fiancé that he is, comforts him.
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While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.
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- Part 1 of message sent to seller
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28 Mar 2026
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Harry has spent the last twelve years in Romania, not returning to England as often as he knows he should. It's complicated. But when Ginny asks him to be her best man and help her plan her wedding, he can't say no. Having a reckoning with his choices, with himself, won't be easy. To say nothing of seeing Draco again.
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23 Feb 2024
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This is not a story about Harry renovating Grimmauld Place.
This is a story about coffee shops and brewpubs, about Ginny and Luna on a farm with creatures, about magical Oregon, coastal road trips, flying, friendship, and Draco Malfoy's lean arms.
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- Part 1 of Needs and Wants
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15 Apr 2022
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As post-war violence and tensions rise, it seems as if there’s no hope to unify the wizarding world. Except, maybe, a manufactured relationship between resident Saviour Harry Potter and known purveyor of the Dark Arts Draco Malfoy. (The fact that they detest each other is beside the point.)
But as Draco’s unrelenting mind games begin to wear him down, Harry has to remind himself that it’s all fake. The relationship is fake. The affection is fake. The pet names, the romance — even the engagement photos are fake.
But there’s something in Draco’s kiss that might just be real.
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17 Jan 2022
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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24 Nov 2021