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    Bood:
    Have you looked through our schedule yet?

    Rozanov:
    Shane is dissecting it now
    I know better than to interrupt calendar time
    Or I won’t get my reward

    Bood:
    Not touching that
    Look at our first road day off

    Rozanov:
    Are we going to be stuck in Winnipeg for three days again?
    I will sue

    Hollander:
    Oh God

    Rozanov:
    What???

    Bood:
    We have a day and a half off in Las Vegas
    On Halloween
    Y’all are sorting out the bail funds right? With all that endorsement money

    Hollander:
    Maybe it won’t be that bad?
    Our guys party a lot less than the rest of the league

    Rozanov:
    You have met Bergy and Young, yes?

    Bood:
    Don’t forget Pointy
    And Dillon
    Honestly Haasy could be a wild card too
    Rozanov:
    Do not worry Shane
    Will be good practice for having kids, yes?
    Drunk hockey players are just large toddlers

    Hollander:
    It’s going to be a nightmare

    Bood:
    Lmao yep we’re so cooked 😂

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    The Centaurs have a night off in Las Vegas on Halloween. It goes about as well as one would expect. Told through group chats and social media posts

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “-can’t see each other again,” Ilya says, looking only at Shane’s hand, holding it so, so gently and stroking over Shane’s skin so, so softly. The soothing feeling of it makes it very hard to focus, but Shane tries very hard to do it anyway. “I tried-we tried, but this can’t happen again.” It takes a moment, but Shane finally manages to make sense of the words, and he lets out a soft noise of understanding.

    Ah. He’s apologizing that he won’t be able to see Shane in the hospital again before he leaves.

    “I understand,” he says, and he does. It was probably really hard for Ilya to get here even once, and it can’t be very long before his plane leaves. He’s sad, of course–they didn’t even get to spend time together, really–but it’s not like this will be the last chance they ever have to see each other. He gives Ilya his best attempt at a smile, and if it comes out a little sad, too, all Ilya does is reach out to stroke the backs of his fingers gently over his cheek.

    (ilya goes through with his plan to break up with shane in the hospital) (the problem? shane is too high to understand that he's being broken up with)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    shane and ilya meet on facebook marketplace. things ensue.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.

    Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
    Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.

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    05 Jun 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    The Half-Horsemen (and Harris)

    Hayes
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    @Barrett why are we sending people money?

    Boodram
    Man WHAT is going on over there

    Dykstra
    They’re making us pay reparations now??

    Barrett
    Uh…

    Rozanov
    @Barrett if you’re paying people for being gay where is my money?

    Or: It's Pride Month, and the gays are posting their Venmos/Cashapps/Zelles in the hopes of straight people pay up for their crimes. Troy Barrett also pays.

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    04 Jun 2026

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