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Livestream 666, Now Presenting: A Love Potion Makes the Medicine Go Down by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 May 2024
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Alastor doesn't know how to ask for what he wants. The solution, it seems, is to orchestrate things such that what he wants doesn't matter at all.
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- Part 11 of 666: Live On Air!
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04 Mar 2026
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The contact is brief, but it is enough.
And with that, a wave of pheromones floods his nostrils, thick enough to drown in. Nauseating, suffocating. Enough to make his legs go weak, his head spin, a burning ache twisting low in his stomach.
No.
No.
Of all the alphas in this rotting hell, he had to meet the only one whose scent has never repulsed him.
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The only person Alastor ever thought he could allow himself to be intimate with, until Vox decided to ruin everything with a damn business proposal.
Or: A truck full of love potions crashes and its content spills out. Chaos ensues. Alastor and Vox find themselves on top of a communications tower. There is a small room in that tower. Vox gives, Alastor takes. They communicate.
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01 Mar 2026
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Cut Out My Heart and Tell Me You Love Me by perpetualwhim
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2026
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“Yeah, I’m a fucking idiot,” Vox growled. “Sometimes I care about people, okay? That’s normal. That what you do when you’re a person and not just a psychopathic caricature. But I suggest you leave me the fuck alone about it and think about declaring a temporary truce, because we’re both stuck in this room, and your inhibitions are going to be just as lowered as mine.”
“Oh, I’m well aware,” Alastor drawled, and let his legs fall open, revealing that he was every bit as hard as Vox was right now. He dragged his fingers delicately up the thick ridge straining against his pants as Vox’s pulse roared in his ears. “What sort of truce do you have in mind?”
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Or: a deer demon and a guy with a TV for a head get dosed with sex pollen, and then things start getting a little weird.
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Or: two psychopaths fail their way into a mutually satisfying relationship, while the author fails to write a one-shot
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28 Jan 2026
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Mycroft makes do.
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11 Mar 2025
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Sherlock is undercover as a French pimp’s whore. Mycroft is undercover as a sadistic Eastern European crime lord. Things go wrong for Sherlock. But while Mycroft’s solution can save the mission and their lives, is the solution worse than the problem for Sherlock in particular? This is a standalone story set at some unspecified point after The Empty Hearse.
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17 Jan 2022