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    "Dear God, Holmes,” and here I had to lower my voice again, because we were surrounded by people, but not so much that I couldn’t be heard over the whine and rumble of the escalator, “you’re jealous.”

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    30 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Holmes isn't happy about gaining weight.

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    22 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    This is an ongoing series of stories which reimagines the iconic relationship shared between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson as a deeply committed, if imperfect, romance. While never explicitly stated, it is heavily implied that Holmes is autistic and leans to the asexual side of the sexuality spectrum. I wanted to make smut that depicted a realistic and compassionate version of sexual intimacy for people with sensory issues and/or non-traditional patterns and preferences. Not only am I autistic myself, but I absolutely detest - down to the very marrow of my bones - the utterly dehumanizing, violent, mechanical, unenjoyable, misogynistic mess that is internet porn. I crave intimacy and authenticity, and It is my hope that these stories are loving, accepting, kind, and intimate, while still being sexy and fun to read.

    If you're a music nerd like me, here is a link to a playlist of all the songs quoted in this series, which I will keep updated as long as I'm writing new stories.

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    10 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Holmes turns to face him. “Won’t I be too heavy?”

    “What? There’s nothing of you, my dear old boy. No more arguing.” Watson gets into the bunk and lies back with both pillows supporting him a little higher than normal. He holds the covers back, inviting.

    “Get in. I want to go to sleep. If you really can’t get comfortable, then we’ll think of something else.”

    He does not want Watson to think of something else.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    When Sam nearly lost Frodo on Weathertop, he made a promise to himself: to tell the truth.

    A retelling of the Lord of the Rings (movie canon) from Sam's perspective. Also he and Frodo are in love.

    (this fic is completed)

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    12 Jan 2026