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    It was one time.

    Statistically, condoms had a 98% success rate when used properly. That meant that the condom packet had to have been perfectly sealed, the latex itself had to have no tears or degradation in the material, and it had to be worn as directed.

    So why?

    Why did it feel like the universe was saying fuck you in big bold letters and giving him double birds at the same time?

    So why did the blue lines and the pregnant on the two tests sound so fucking fake?

    Or: Where Shane finds out he's pregnant after their first time together in 2013 despite wearing protection, because the universe loves to fuck with him.

    Set in Omegaverse. Tags will be updated as story progresses.

    (Will be updated every 4-6 days, opposite of The Fertility Face-Off. Updated: June 22nd)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov built his tech empire from nothing, but the CEO who always wins is suddenly losing the one fight that matters—custody of his six-year-old niece, Alexandra. A strict judge, hostile old-money grandparents, and a brutal legal brief all paint him as too busy to be the parent she needs.

    Shane Hollander, the NHL’s first openly omega captain, has spent his entire career proving he belongs. At thirty-two, with contract negotiations looming and a franchise in quiet turmoil, he’s one bad headline away from having his legacy written for him.

    They come from two different worlds—until a chance meeting on a Cape Cod beach leads to a marriage of convenience. Shane offers the stable two-parent home the court wants. Ilya will use his connections to the incoming Voyageurs ownership group, and his considerable influence to make sure Shane walks into contract negotiations as something other than a question mark.

    Everyone gets what they need. Shane gets to keep his contract. Ilya gets to keep his niece. And absolutely no one will fall in love.

    Really.

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    It's how it's always been done. The season starts in October and ends in June, every Cup winner has their name written on it, and omegas and alphas are expected to contribute to the pool of future hockey prospects.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander has made history as the first Omega in the MLH. Though he lacks support from the commissioner and most of the league he has landed on the most supportive team he could find. He's holding his own. Everything is going fine, until his childhood crush and hockey legend Ilya Rozanov shows up as their new coach.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Shane has learned that Rozanov played in the KHL up until signing with the Centaurs. His departure from his previous team seemed to end on anything but friendly terms. He has a reputation. Trouble always seems to find him. Or maybe he chases it. There’s stories about fights in the locker room, authority issues, and he’s apparently a notorious party boy, a womanizer, some new omega on his arm in every photo online.

    (Yes, Shane has checked).

    He’s all the kinds of alpha that Shane has rolled his eyes at all his life.

    And Shane hates the way he blushes under the alpha’s attention.

     

    Or: Shane loves hockey, but was never allowed to go pro due to regulations preventing omegas from playing professional hockey. Instead, he works as a nutritionist for the Ottawa Centaurs. Ilya is a recent transfer to the team, and takes an immediate liking to Shane. Having built walls around himself and his designation, will Shane be able to open up to him and let the alpha in?

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    17 Jun 2026