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Nandor and Guillermo have been divorced for six long, long years. Of course, they were never married in the first place, not in any other way than in practice; That would have required an aptitude for interpersonal reciprocity that Nandor simply has never thought himself to be capable of.
So to put it more accurately — more honestly, perhaps — it has been six years since Guillermo left Nandor to pursue a human life. But honesty was never Nandor's strong suit, either.
Or: AU in which instead of going to Derek in the end of season 4, Guillermo just left.
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"Breathe in deep."
Nandor cocked an eyebrow in silent question, not really in a position to pose it out loud. He was lounged uncomfortably on a wooden chair, hands tied behind the backrest with a rough piece of rope – hemp, not silver, as it was just a formality. One he had taken quite a liking to, too.
"I know you don't need to breathe. Do it anyway," Guillermo commanded, punctuating the last three words with decreasingly gentle taps on Nandor's bare chest with the business end of a riding crop.
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"Guillermo?"
There he is. Standing on the doorstep. Guillermo stares right through Nandor, eyes fixed onto nothing through the bloodsmeared lenses of his glasses.
"Whose blood is it that you are covered with?"
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Nandor has trouble accepting his vampire nature after the wellness center. Guillermo takes care of him.
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Laszlo has leftover vampire sunscreen, just enough for a day in the sun. On a whim of softheartnedness, he gives it to Nandor, who he reckons has been a little down for the last couple decades and could use some cheering up. It's the perfect opportunity for Nandor to spend some quality time with his familiar, who hasn't really been around lately.
Or: Nandor and Guillermo go to the beach.
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show me your teeth (open your mouth, boy) by memos_monster
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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"Turn this way for me, please – Master."
"Hmm."
Nandor's hum doesn't indicate that he will actually move. It's Guillermo who gently rolls Nandor's head to the left where it hangs over the back of the chair, standing over him with floss wound round both his index fingers, hands clad in disposable black latex gloves. He looms over Nandor from behind, using his spare three fingers to nudge him under the jaw. It's just easier this way, he's found, after some trial and error.
---Guillermo routinely flosses Nandor's teeth for him.
Bookmarked by lesbihane
01 Sep 2025
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reached inside and cut it free by ghostoftonantzin
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 Jun 2022
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The mirror gave Guillermo a bad feeling. It sounded too ridiculous to articulate even in the recesses of his own mind, but Guillermo felt like the reflective lens itself was watching him, despite being an inert sheet of glass over metal.
A possibly cursed mirror? Sure, why not. It's not like Guillermo's life can get any worse, right?
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01 Sep 2025
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When the aftermath of Root's abduction continues to haunt them both, John is there to rescue Harold—from himself.
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- Part 3 of the way I say "I love you"
Bookmarked by lesbihane
18 Aug 2018
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“So do me the courtesy,” John’s other hand reaches out to cup Harold’s cheek, and Harold can’t help but lean into the touch, so comforting and warm, “of not leaving me behind.”
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Harold has just one request to ask of John.
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- Part 1 of the way I say "I love you"
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18 Aug 2018
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They weren't talking about Bear anymore.
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- Part 5 of the way I say "I love you"
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18 Aug 2018