lexisdelusional
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what brings you in today? (don't state the obvious) by lexisdelusional
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
20 Mar 2026
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Buck’s doing fine. No, seriously. He is completely fine. He understands the doubt from everyone, the skepticism—he’s definitely been known to downplay things to stay on the job, or avoid awkward conversations, or in an effort not to be left behind. He gets it, really.
But he’s fine.
It’s not the worst thing that’s ever happened to him. The ladder truck crushing his leg and losing his job was worse. Eddie moving to Texas was worse. Losing Bobby…was worse. So truly, honestly, seriously—Buck is fine.
Well, mostly. Except for one thing.
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“Five minutes is a long time!” he squeals, or maybe whines. His voice comes out far too high and cracks halfway through, making Chim snort—though at Buck’s petulant glare he plays it off like he was choking on his drink.
“Chim’s right. We all agreed."
“It’s in writing,” Chim stage-whispers.
“Not helping,” Hen snips, flicking his forehead. “I promise, Buck, it’ll go by fast once you’re up there.”
“I hate all of you,” Buck spits.
He turns to Eddie, pointing a finger against his chest. “Especially you.”
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or: Buck loses the 118's fantasy football league
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Buck’s been running a lot of errands. Vague errands, like the kind of half-hearted, air-quoted errands someone says they have when they’re scrambling for an excuse. And sure, Buck’s allowed to have errands. Eddie’s just insulted to not be privy to them. They always did ‘errands’ together, before. Now Buck has a seemingly endless laundry list of these stupid fucking errands, disappearing for an hour or two at a time with no further explanations, and Eddie’s going a little bit crazy.
If Buck has a new girlfriend—or boyfriend, for that matter—he should’ve just said so.
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or: Buck keeps leaving the house to go run 'errands,' and Eddie automatically assumes Buck is secretly dating someone. Eddie is very bad at jumping to correct conclusions.
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Silly questions were more often than not fielded in the firehouse. There—restless in the bunkroom, in the quiet between calls—it was free reign, and Eddie was happily accustomed to it. Seven years of questions in, there was really no moment of downtime that Eddie didn’t expect Buck to break with some speculative scenario or would-you-rather.
“Who do you think would win in a fight: me or Athena?”
“Buck, she has a gun.”
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evan buckley and the no good, spiral-induced, pathetic, very stupid support group by lexisdelusional
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
25 May 2025
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Evan Buckley’s two-step program was standard, really.
One: admit you have a problem (a dire, dramatic, all-consuming crush on your best friend who moved to Texas).
Two: do something about it (get a grip).Turns out, that plan sucked.
The messy, ridiculous, insane two-step program was much more successful.
One: get wine-drunk and join a support group.
Two: make sure your best friend (that you’re hopelessly in love with) is still your emergency contact, even when he’s eight-hundred miles away.