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    Kim Soleum's dreadful co-workers noticed that he not only carried one plush with him, but two!

    That awful lizard made them believe that Kim Soleum needed more plushies and charms. Having one pink rabbit and one red-eyed lizard was not enough.

    So now, Braun sat amidst a small army of assorted stuffed animals.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘧'𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘺 by 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭
    ➢https://archiveofourown.org/works/64761463

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    Kim Soleum's dreadful co-workers noticed that he not only carried one plush with him, but two!

    That awful lizard made them believe that Kim Soleum needed more plushies and charms. Having one pink rabbit and one red-eyed lizard was not enough.

    So now, Braun sat amidst a small army of assorted stuffed animals.
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    Lily Pad

    put me in a room with the destruction king and he's coming out pregnant

    Brighter

    whatever happened to hi or hello

    Muffin Streusal

    no no let her keep talking

    The Bureau Rookie Group Chat thrists over their Destruction King Rookie.

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    07 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy shit I can't breathe😭🤣

    "𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘓𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳-𝘉𝘰𝘺 𝘈𝘶𝘳𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘌𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘏𝘰𝘵, 𝘐 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘈 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘈𝘚𝘈𝘗" by 𝘕1_𝘓𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯_𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘱_𝘍𝘢𝘯
    ➢https://archiveofourown.org/works/74566631

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    Lily Pad

    put me in a room with the destruction king and he's coming out pregnant

    Brighter

    whatever happened to hi or hello

    Muffin Streusal

    no no let her keep talking
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    The Bureau Rookie Group Chat thrists over their Destruction King Rookie.
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    robot boy @spink_!

    Replying to @N

    now i know this account is bullshit, wdym retcon???

    coraline @winkies

    Replying to @spink_!

    ikr, like at least try and make it believable

    In which Kim Soleum is added to the DER wiki while he goes through the horrors. Whether or not fans like the newest addition is debatable.

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    07 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is sosoososos peak!!

    【Last Read / Chapter 3】

    𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘈𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘚𝘶𝘦 𝘖𝘊? by 𝘕1_ 𝘓𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯_𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘱_𝘍𝘢𝘯
    ➢https://archiveofourown.org/works/69986611/chapters/181667246

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    robot boy @spink_!

    Replying to @N

    now i know this account is bullshit, wdym retcon???

    coraline @winkies

    Replying to @spink_!

    ikr, like at least try and make it believable
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    In which Kim Soleum is added to the DER wiki while he goes through the horrors. Whether or not fans like the newest addition is debatable
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    u/onibologi312 points · 20 days ago

    "unique face" bro just call him ugly

    u/iwanttogohome 20 points · 20 days ago

    They're not

    u/alexis2024 251 points · 20 days ago

    you literally went onto reddit and basically announced that your partner is so hideous that your cock goes limp every time you see their face

    Kim Soleum can’t have sex because of Jaheon’s lizard face. He goes to reddit instead of communicating with his boyfriend.

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    07 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘹 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵 by 𝘕1_𝘓𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯_𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘱_𝘍𝘢𝘯
    ➢https://archiveofourown.org/works/69882296

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    u/onibologi312 points · 20 days ago

    "unique face" bro just call him ugly

    u/iwanttogohome 20 points · 20 days ago

    They're not

    u/alexis2024 251 points · 20 days ago

    you literally went onto reddit and basically announced that your partner is so hideous that your cock goes limp every time you see their face
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    Kim Soleum can’t have sex because of Jaheon’s lizard face. He goes to reddit instead of communicating with his boyfriend.
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    u/toboromo 123 points ·
    10 days ago.

    your friend’s work can not be that bad dawg

    u/thegreatestshowhost -413 points ·
    10 days ago.

    Oh it is! He’s put into near-death scenarios every day, and it's pretty entertaining to watch.

    u/googleit 120 points ·
    10 days ago

    yeah i can see why he left you

    Braun goes to reddit after his divorce.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    TOOOOOO FUNNNY 😭

    𝘈𝘐𝘛𝘈 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘺 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘐𝘯 𝘔𝘺 𝘛𝘝 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸? by 𝘕1_𝘓𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯_𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘱_𝘍𝘢𝘯
    ➢https://archiveofourown.org/works/68567151

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    u/toboromo 123 points ·
    10 days ago.

    your friend’s work can not be that bad dawg

    u/thegreatestshowhost -413 points ·
    10 days ago.

    Oh it is! He’s put into near-death scenarios every day, and it's pretty entertaining to watch.

    u/googleit 120 points ·
    10 days ago

    yeah i can see why he left you
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    Braun goes to reddit after his divorce.
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