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Pull Out Couches Aren't For The Weak (sleep in my bed instead) by ludicrous_lemons
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
22 May 2026
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“Yah! Guys!” He said. “I heard back from the host.”
All eyes went to Chan as conversations died mid-sentence.
“Aoparently, there are two pullout couches.”
“That's still only 8 beds,” Changbin pointed out. “Which works for us, but they advertised 9, right?”
“Yeah, get this.” Chan rolled his eyes. “They said that the downstairs couch is, and I quote, ‘about as big as a mattress, great for kids.’ whatever that means.”
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Jisung has spent years pining over Felix, and was really excited to share a bed with him before finding out that it would no longer be necessary. He figures out a way to make it happen anyways.
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- Part 2 of Expanded Twitter Thread Fics
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“Are you Lee Minho-ssi?” Seungmin asked.
“Yes, I am! Now sit.” He pointed at a chair. It was small and wooden, but Seungmin sat anyways. “Good boy.” Minho smiled.
“I-”
“What ails you?”
“Why are you talking like that?” Seungmin used every ounce of his restraint to not make a face.
“Because I am a wizard, and it’s what we do.” Minho says with a nod, satisfied with his own response.
“Is that why you’re wearing this whole…” Seungmin trails, pointing to the robe.
“Ah, my robe! Yes, indeed I am ensuring that I am biblically accurate. It's better for the craft, you see.”
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Seungmin is cursed to die. He needs a solution, and Minho seems to be the only one capable of that (a crackfic).
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- Part 1 of Expanded Twitter Thread Fics
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What Happens In Milan (may not stay there...) by ludicrous_lemons
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
05 Mar 2026
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“I distinctly remember telling you to strip. Why did you stop?” Jeongin questioned, hands still hovering at the waistband of his pants.
“You seemed like you were having your fun,” Hyunjin's gaze was lazy.
“Mmm,” Jeongin said. “You want to know what I think?”
“Not really.”
“I think you want me to do it for you. Is that it? Are you in a submissive mood tonight?” Jeongin’s hand slid further down, pressing lightly against Hyunjin’s cock. Hyunjin stifled a groan.
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Up and coming model Yang Jeongin is a threat to Hyunjin's career. And he has an annoyingly perfect face. They hate fuck about it until maybe they don't hate each other anymore?
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Changbin came out a few minutes later in a pair of shorts, towel wrapped around his shoulders leaving his bare chest exposed. Hyunjin watched the muscles of his torso move as Changbin reached up with the edge of the towel to dry his hair more.
“Feel better?” He asked, eyes following a particularly slow-moving drop of water as it trailed from his neck down his pec, slowly sliding towards his belly button.
“A little,” Changbin said, dropping his arm. He walked over to Hyunjin, pulling the taller boy into his arms, snaking his hands around Hyunjin’s waist. “Mmh, this helps.” He tucked his head against Hyunjin's chest. Hyunjin circled his hands around Changbin's shoulders.
“We can stay here as long as you need,” Hyunjin pressed a kiss to the top of Changbin's head. “But the tea should be done in a minute.”
“‘Mkay,” Changbin had closed his eyes. Hyunjin rested his chin on top of his boyfriend's head. They stood like that for what could have been a lifetime, but was probably only five minutes before Changbin loosened his hold.
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A domestic fluff piece where Seo Changbin finds reassurance in an obnoxiously in love Hwang Hyunjin.
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- Part 2 of Canon Compliant Hyunbin
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“I might be a little ahead of myself,” Felix admonishes. “You are gay, aren’t you?”
”Uh, yeah. Well- bi. But yes. It- ah, it’s new.” Chan said, kind of on autopilot. His mind was still reeling hearing that apparently half the dance department knew him specifically for his music. He felt light headed.
“Hm,” Felix mused, taking a sip of his drink. “Just wanted to make sure.”
And then the other half of what Felix was saying hit him. Like a truck.
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Recently out as bisexual Chan finds himself enthralled with his classmate, Felix. What he doesn't expect is that Felix might have similar feelings for him.
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Hyunjin hates sweets, plain and simple, so when he waltzes (read: is dragged) into Sunshine Sweets ice cream parlor at 10 AM on a Saturday, he's wholly unprepared to get hooked on a particular scent; never mind the fact that the scent in question doesn't seem to exist in any one flavor, and never mind the fact that the ice cream parlor is manned by a literal Angel with a surprisingly strong stubborn streak.
Felix hates his scent – not because it's bad, but because no amount of scent patches or neutralizer seem able to disguise it; and because it's gotten him more attention that he'd personally like. He does love sweets, though, so hiding in plain sight at an ice cream shop is a pretty fair trade. Never mind the fact that a seemingly-masochistic, ice-cream hating Alpha keeps showing up. Never mind the fact that Felix can't seem to get said Alpha's scent out of his head.
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Bookmarked by ludicrous_lemons
07 Jun 2026
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There was what seemed to be a small journal tucked between the couch cushions. He set his glass down and wandered over to the book.
He picked it up, turning it over curiously. It wasn't one of his. It looked worn. Well-loved. With pages slightly wavy and discolored from age and continuous use.
He opened it up to a random page and his breath caught at the first line.
"Reason number 143 & 144 why I love Han Jisung: His muscles (again) and tattoos."
What is this?
OR: Seungmin's been secretly in love with Jisung for years. Jisung finds the journal he wrote about all the reasons why he loves him.
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Bookmarked by ludicrous_lemons
23 May 2026
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Chan looks flustered and Felix can’t pinpoint what exactly has him stuttering and blushing so much but it doesn’t stop him from smiling at him. He really is too cute. Felix can’t imagine the Chan standing in front of him being the “Daddy Dom of the community” Hyunjin has been describing. This Chan looks like he’d blush if someone said the word cock, and it only makes him more attractive.
or in which Felix agrees to help his BDSM club frequenter roommate's friend/local Dom/Esty kinky collar maker Chan out by modelling his collars for him. Things escalate.
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01 May 2026
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Jisung and Minho are both contestants on a reality show where nobody knows each other’s subgender. The winners have to successfully pass the entire season without being found out. Too bad Minho and Jisung both feel this insane instinctual pull that’s threatening to reveal their true identities.
Or: Minho and Jisung find out they’re fated mates when they meet during a game show!
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Bookmarked by ludicrous_lemons
26 Apr 2026
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The early morning light spills through the blinds in ribbons of pale gold, striping the duvet in colourful bands that shift with the lazy drift of dust suspended in the quiet air. Chan is already inside him, buried deep, moving in that unconscious, searching roll of his hips — barely fucking him, just a slow, grinding press that pushes deeper and deeper until Felix can feel him at the root.
"Had a dream," Chan murmurs against his skin, voice wrecked with sleep. "Couldn't help myself."
Or, Chan and Felix spend a slow morning together.
Bookmarked by ludicrous_lemons
24 Apr 2026