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Seven years after Voldemort’s defeat, the emergence of a sinister curse has driven muggleborns back into hiding. The Ministry has recruited Hermione Granger— a budding medical researcher with a thirst to prove herself— to find a cure for those afflicted. To her great displeasure, they’ve also assigned her a partner: renowned cursebreaker (and reprehensible ponce) Draco Malfoy.
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Bookmarked by lum3y
03 Jun 2026
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As the dust settles in the 2000 United States Presidential election, Ivy League student Hermione Granger goes to three different parties, in an effort to think about something- anything- other than the state of Florida.
So does that argumentative trust fund prick, Draco Malfoy.
A college AU all about enemies who...aren't.
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Bookmarked by lum3y
01 Jun 2026
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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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- Part 13 of Harry Potter works
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Bookmarked by lum3y
28 May 2026
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Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.
When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...
(Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)
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Bookmarked by lum3y
26 Mar 2026
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Healer Hermione Granger has survived war, bureaucracy, and fourteen separate fundraising galas for her experimental research at St. Mungoes. None of that prepared her for an onslaught of increasingly unhinged letters from Narcissa Malfoy.
Now she’s halfway across Romania, tasked with dragging Narcissa's dragon-hunting, dirt-streaked son back home.
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Bookmarked by lum3y
26 Mar 2026