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The ghosts of Hermione’s past have risen, and they carry with them a message: Come home, come home, to where it all began. Driven to the cusp of sanity by a curse without a name, Hermione has no choice but to obey.
It’s silent as the grave in Wiltshire, and the manor stands nearly empty save for a dying woman and her reclusive son. But something stirs in Malfoy Manor that shouldn’t be there. Something with teeth.
And when she walks at night, she doesn't walk alone.
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Bookmarked by luxraven
24 Jul 2024
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On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.
Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…
For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.
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Bookmarked by luxraven
07 Jul 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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20 May 2024
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Bouquet by BreathOfThePhoenix, Curly_Kay for PotionChemist
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2021
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The Parkinson-Potter wedding is the wedding of the year, and Pansy is insistent that every last detail be perfect for her bridal magazine, Bouquet. In an effort to appease the bride’s demands with their sanity in check, Hermione proposes she and Draco be each other’s date, unaware that he is harbouring his own secret.
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12 May 2024
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Where Love Lost Overflows by Babeblox
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
15 Mar 2023
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'I’m hosting Christmas + New Year’s this year. You are all invited to join me at my grandpa’s winter cabin in Cornwall, it will be cosy and nice and life-changing. The BEAUTIFUL bonds of friendship AND LOVE will grow stronger as we fight to start a decent fire like the useless urbanites we are.
No need to RSVP you are all REQUIRED to attend or I WILL END YOU.
Nina
A Christmas vacation in the countryside is everything Alina needs to get away from the looming loneliness.
Oh, and Matthias' friend Aleksander will be there too.
Or Sometimes asking for what you want is only the beginning.
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Bookmarked by luxraven
17 Mar 2023
