macachee
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (6)
- Video Blogging RPF (3)
- Danny Phantom (2)
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i've made many enemies (i've settled my scores) by macachee for pointvee
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Dec 2021
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Squid was so young. Techno wasn’t old by any means, he was close to a decade away from his thirties, but he also knew first-hand how awful and filthy the world could be if given the chance. Despite being an orphan, Squid’s eyes were bright, curious and ready for whatever the world had to offer. Techno refused to see that light extinguished. And so he knew what he had to do.
“You sure you want a lowly potato farmer like me in your ranks? I mean, I’m better than him, but I wouldn’t want to taint the reputation of that army of yours.”
“I’m sure you’ll be just fine. We always need padding at the front of the forces.”Technoblade is just a humble potato farmer who takes a war draft meant for his rival. Despite not knowing a thing about the battle he was fighting, he rises in the army ranks, satisfies his god's bloodlust, and overthrows as many governments as he can get his hooves on. He also makes a few friends along the way.
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the whole empire is here to hold you by macachee
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Sep 2021
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“But you said three months-”
“No I did not! I thought you were gonna take like, two days to read that book, Phil. I’ve been in jail for three months! You were supposed to hit the stasis pearl like two days later, bro,” he insisted, pointing at the contraption to emphasize his point. “I almost died.”
“You said three months,” Phil protested, before stopping, his eyes widening and his jaw opening in shock.
“I did not say three months,” Techno shot back, but Phil was already looking over at him with a guilty expression on his pale face.
“Oh my god, you said three days,” he realized, and Techno threw his arms up in frustration.Phil brings Techno home. It isn't without its challenges, but it's okay: they're together again, and that's what matters.
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It seemed a lot like the people of Skyblock had screwed themselves over, to be honest. Over ninety percent of Skyblock’s clearly intelligent population had voted for an obvious dictator, and now they were upset that they were stuck under a tyrannical government. Sounded a bit familiar.
Technoblade receives an invitation to overthrow a government (and to come home)
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after the raven has had its say (i'd be home with you) by macachee for tipofthepencil
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
27 May 2021
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He stumbled towards what looked like an exit on unstable hooves, tripping on decaying vines the whole way. He had to find Phil. He had to find him so the pain would go away.
Ghostblade only has a single thought in his mind: to find his friend.
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A soft oink came out of the figure and he instinctively unclenched his fingers from his hair, pulling little blond tufts out as he did so, and settled them into the fur of the pig in front of him. The fur was coarse against his fingertips but it was solid, it was something, and he clutched onto it like a lifeline, because it was.
or,
Philza has a nightmare, and a little pig comes to help.
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How To Train Your Employee by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2024
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Shen Yuan has transmigrated into a dragon. An apparently extremely wealthy dragon with his own mountain and palace and everything. Unfortunately, he runs into a problem in the form of trying to find an ethical source of labour to actually help maintain the whole palace. After several misunderstandings with the local human beings, he finally manages to clearly communicate his desires and one city provides him with a (rather scrawny and underfed) boy who most definitely agreed to the terms of employment that Shen Yuan tried to put forward!
Luo Binghe has been shoved into the clutches of a dragon without being told anything and is surely about to be eaten at any moment.Series
- Part 1 of Lost and Found
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16 Apr 2025
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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08 Aug 2024
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it's always open by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2023
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“Is there anything I can do to help?”
“I dunno,” Wei Ying says, offering up a smile that’s small but genuine. “Can you rewire my brain so I don’t panic when people want to kiss me?”
“I do not believe so,” Lan Zhan says with exaggerated mournfulness. (Most people would not be able to tell he was doing so, but most people are not Wei Ying.) It would normally get him a laugh, or a snort, or his favorite, a snort laugh, but Wei Ying doesn’t respond. He just sits there and stares at Lan Zhan like he’s doing extremely complicated math in his head and choreographing a nine-person dance number at the same time.
“Lan Zhan,” he starts, a light sparking in his eyes and his voice coming out rushed, “Lan Zhan, could you—would you be okay with—”
“Breathe,” Lan Zhan orders gently, squeezing Wei Ying’s hand again.
Wei Ying rolls his eyes but obeys, inhaling deeply and re-centering himself before he looks Lan Zhan full in the face, shoulders square and chin up. “Will you kiss me?” he asks, like that’s a reasonable thing to ask and not the culmination of over a decade of Lan Zhan’s specific, secret, fervent dreams.
Or: A journey of self discovery... and the inevitable emotional fallout.
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09 Nov 2023
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we should stick together by pennydaniels
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jan 2022
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Shen Jiu is drowning on Qing Jing Peak in his struggle to become Head Disciple and then hopefully Peak Lord. He's always been good at surviving but somehow can't help wanting more than that. He just wants to make the right decision.
(In which Shen Jiu is just trying to keep his head above water dealing with his faulty cultivation and capricious Shizun, has more than a few illuminating conversations with the brothel ladies, gets caught in a sex pollen disaster with Liu Qingge, and watches the other try their best to make it right.)
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- Part 1 of Liujiu disciples-era marriage
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28 Oct 2023
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i just wanna love you again by rabbitinrain
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2021
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“Xie Lian?”
Xie Lian’s heart stutters in his chest as his eyes go wide. He knows he shouldn’t be hearing that voice. And yet, there’s no mistaking it.
Slowly, he lifts his gaze from the glass counter in front of him and stares in the direction whence the sound of the voice came. Standing at the entrance to the jewellery store is someone Xie Lian never expected to see again, no matter how often and how ardently he hoped that he would.
“San Lang,” Xie Lian says.
Or; Xie Lian and Hua Cheng break up. A year later, they meet again.
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- Part 2 of the hualian exes to lovers universe
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01 Oct 2023