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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Shane’s hands moved of their own accord before he could stop them, shoving Ilya’s chest. Not hard — hell, Ilya barely moved an inch — but it was enough for Shane to realize that he had well and officially crossed the line, snapping him out of his angry haze. Ilya raised his eyebrows in disbelief. To Shane’s credit, he had surprised all the anger out of Ilya. To Shane’s misfortune, all that was left in Ilya now was the overwhelming need to teach his husband a lesson in anger management.

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    Shane snaps during an argument and shoves Ilya. Ilya promptly pulls his husband over his knee.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    NSFW art studies of Shane and Ilya

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    12 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    'The league loves nothing more than putting these two kids in each other's faces.'

    Or, the one time Shane tries to be funny and spends the next half-decade suffering (enjoying) the consequences.

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    29 May 2026