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Val grumbles. “Vox’s just being a little bitch about the parade. Don’t worry, it’ll kick in soon.”
“It” could be a lot of things. Some benzos. A horse tranquilizer. Oxy, like his mom used to take. Angel is half convinced that Vox’s breakfast is a cereal mix of uppers and downers, powder in those bright colored-capsules that you give to old people. Things that look a lot prettier than they taste. Not that he has much room to talk. He gets the same shit, just in different packaging.
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Or: Drug-induced lobotomies are good for managing people who can’t manage themselves. They’re also great for PR.
Or, or: Vox looked really silly in the pride standees. Here's a fic about it.
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“You are a girl!”
Angel is too high for this. He pats Niffty on the head, awkwardly. He thinks it’s her head, anyway. Everything’s a bit wobbly, and it’s not just the stilettos he’s wearing. “Yeah, sure, whatever you want, baby—lemme jus’ get—”
He doesn’t get to finish that sentence, but he does spew a modest circle of hot pink vomit on the hotel carpet. Chic! Somewhere, he can hear Charlie’s voice prattling about the importance of harm reduction. Small mercies, then, that he hadn’t puked on someone’s back-alley monster cock instead. He should get a star sticker for that alone.
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Or: Angel and drag, over the years.
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[YOU WON’T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.]
[YOU WON’T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.]
[YOU WON’T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.]-
Or: He’s in Vee Tower again. It’s a little nostalgic.
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*Noelle equipped the _____ _____!
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Or: One of the ways you can abort the Weird Route in Chapter 5. Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
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Songs to Listen to When Your Dad Dies by matchinghalves
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
02 Dec 2024
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A playlist by Octavia Goetia, age 17.
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to what comes next (the line is erased 2021) by matchinghalves
Fandom Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
30 Nov 2021
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guesswork by matchinghalves
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Jul 2021
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No one knows anything about the vigilante Ephemera, and, quite frankly, Midoriya Izuku prefers it to stay that way.
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the answer you seek does not lie within the question by matchinghalves
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Jan 2020
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“Take a swan dive off of the roof,” he had said.
“Pray you’ll be born with a Quirk in your next life,” he had said.
Midoriya Izuku’s smiling face sits inside a case of mahogany; he is surrounded by flowers and estranged figures in black.
Bakugou Katsuki’s hands curl into fists. “Damn it, Deku,” he whispers, staring at his childhood friend’s unchanging portrait. “Why the fuck did you have to actually do it?”
In a hospital not very far away, a young boy named Akatani Mikumo is born.
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author's favorites by matchinghalves
Fandom Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Mar 2022
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When Husk quit drinking, he promised himself a quiet life: no liquor, no noise, no drama. His tattoo studio keeps him steady, his art keeps him grounded, and the Hazbin Café next door knows his order by heart. He has his interns, his friends, the small community he’s built around ink and morning coffee — it’s enough. It’s peaceful.
Then Anthony walks in, all pink coats and nervous smiles, asking for magnolias to cover what love left behind. What starts as a commission becomes something slower, softer: easy conversations, quick-fire banter, and the dangerous return of warmth.
Some things can’t be rushed — not tattoos, not recovery, not love.
The color comes later.Bookmarked by matchinghalves
11 Jun 2026
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home is nowhere, therefore you by Bean_there_done_that, NaroMoreau for panyaaaa
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 May 2026
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Vaggi is here.
And now Angel and Husk need to come forth and be honest about the bond they share.
But it's never that simple.
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31 May 2026
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You Catch More Spiders With Honey (Oneshot) by LadyInStarlight
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
04 Dec 2021
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Angel Dust and Alastor get into a fight. It escalates.
Angel Dust decides he fucking hates Alastor.
Alastor would prefer Angel did not hate him.
Idiots being toxic.
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26 May 2026
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“I just need enough to get to New York, and then I’m gonna make my fortune.” Vinciane had said. Unlike most people, she was telling the truth. Not that she knew that for sure at the time - the future was unpredictable, and her confidence was admittedly unfounded. But she would, in fact, make a fortune in New York, prior to her untimely death.
Much of the perseverance that eventually led to her fortune would be sourced from that sentence and the woman who entered her life as a consequence.
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26 May 2026
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They can track each other's transmission signals, and decide to have a game of it - until Alastor's prey instincts force him into an unfamiliar headspace.
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26 May 2026