maybethisaintme
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| | flawless (adjective): having no discernible blemishes or shortcomings; perfect | |
A chance encounter at a strip club: it is not love at first sight, but it is a close thing, laced with curiosity and appreciation. ...The lap dance doesn't hurt, either.
As it turns out, they catch on like a house on fire.
Join this gentle couple on their robust journey of getting to know one another on their meandering path of courting into romance and devotion through vignettes of time spent together and apart.
Explicit rating starts at Chapter 11.
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Baby, I Can't Get This Feeling Out of My Body by maybethisaintme for AssassinNumber9
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
29 Dec 2022
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“What do you want from me, Yor?” He rasps on the shell of her ear, licking and nipping at the sensitive flesh as her cheeks undoubtedly burn - from the alcohol, specifically, and not anything else, especially not the way his teeth drag along her skin, nor the timber in his voice.
She shudders a sigh, fingers gripping the nice fabric of his shirt sleeves.
“I-I think…I want you in any way you’ll let me have you."
“That’s…I can’t just offer you a blank check, sweetheart,” Loid chuckles as his lips slip down to her neck to lick at flesh.
Yor groans, her tipsy mind failing to parse out a demure way of dictating I need to get fucked within an inch my life and I was hoping you could help me with that.
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“The man in this show - Vincent, I think his name was?” He starts, tacking on a rhetorical question to maintain his even-tempered air about him. “He’s either incredibly dim or unfaithful. Don’t you agree, Yor?” He asks, eyes virtuously unstraying from black lines on white paper. He cannot bring himself to watch his wife with this ridiculous drama playing out on the television.
“Mm-hmm,” she intones, sated and happy.
She doesn’t elaborate.
And that’s fine with Twilight.
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- Part 2 of Le Corbusier LC2
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Business and Pleasure by maybethisaintme
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
06 Sep 2022
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She is a sleek and aesthetic visage, just like the armchair in which she sits: le Corbusier LC2, the “Cushions Basket”.
The minimalist furniture alluding to what one would only hope to recline into at a posh gentlemen's establishment. Twilight grins privately to himself, unknowing but unquestioning as to how WISE had allowed him to spend the organization’s money on such a perverse set of seating.
Nonetheless, it has served the Forgers well for almost two years.
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- Part 1 of Le Corbusier LC2
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This series revolves around a certain set of black leather furniture in the Forger living room. Or, at least, the first chapter per part will involve that particular piece of furniture...😉
A canon-divergent, post-identity reveal series of smut-filled one-shots or smaller, chaptered works. They should fall in chronological order but are written in a way that they should be readable as standalone pieces as well.
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A business trip he didn’t ask for.
A keycard malfunctioning.
A receptionist who looked too good to be this annoying - and who hated his arrogance just enough to make the chemistry dangerously hot.What followed was definitely not part of the usual hotel service… but absolutely worth the upgrade.
(NaruSasu • smutty af & lemon-esque, everything all-inclusive, babe! let's get all five-star steamy and spicy in nyc's best hotel - the Konoha's)
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28 May 2026
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WIN CONDITION/LOSE CONDITION by jinchuuriki (naturecalls111)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Jan 2025
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Sasuke's never really babysat anyone before, but he's pretty sure it doesn't usually involve being taunted by a kid in front of your crush.
or: Sasuke Uchiha vs. the World, where Sasuke must defeat Naruto's 7 evil board games to get into his pants.
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24 May 2026
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Sasuke is still here.
Or maybe; love hasn't passed them yet.
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23 May 2026
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“Believe what you want, idiot. But let me ask you this: who would you truly want to spend your last day on Earth with? When the sky is turning black and there are columns of fire approaching from every corner, whose hand do you see yourself reaching for?”
It's been months since Naruto and the others ventured out to the moon, and thus it's been months since Naruto and Hinata started dating. Everything is smooth-sailing, until he's assigned to a mission with Sasuke after two years of not seeing him. Sasuke has always been number one in his life, and it is only now that Naruto is forced to reflect on that.
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21 May 2026
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It is like this:
In one world, Naruto is set to marry Hinata Hyuuga in three days time.
In another:
"I love you," that beautiful mouth speaks, syrupy and love-sick. It coats Sasuke’s mind, seeps in to soften the blow of his past mistakes, of the life he's decided to leave behind for this.
Or: Sasuke gets trapped in a genjutsu, and Naruto has to save him.
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16 May 2026