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“I’m thinking of buying a new coffin,” Armand says lightly, but way too smooth and composed, eyes still on the iPad.
“Hot.”
“I’ve had the current one for more than two centuries,” Armand elaborates with an elegant swipe of a finger across the screen. “It might be time for a change. I’m also intrigued by the various innovations and evolutions on the market in the current decade.”
Oh, Jesus, he’s found some bullshit AI-powered coffin, hasn’t he.
Or: Armand buys a new coffin; Daniel just really loves his gremlin.Series
- Part 16 of A brick row house and two old men
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21 Jun 2026
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A brief, bitter, and very wet reunion post-Daniel's turning.
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09 Jun 2026
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
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08 Jun 2026
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I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees by lexdelioncourt
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 Feb 2026
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“You look very handsome tonight,” he says, his eyes flickering back down to the flowers. “Do you have… plans?”
Six months they’ve been back together, and Armand still doesn’t seem to realize that the only plans Daniel ever wants to have are ones that involve him. Like he can’t possibly allow himself to hold out any hope that Daniel might actually want to spend time with him.
“Well, yeah, hopefully,” Daniel says, holding out the flowers, his palms sweating. “Be my Valentine?”
Armand’s eyes go wide and he looks at the flowers again. “Are these for me?”
“No, they’re for the Robinson’s next door,” Daniel says, and immediately regrets it when Armand’s brow crinkles. “Yeah, babe, they’re for you.”
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In which Daniel Molloy makes up for 72 years of terrible Valentine's Days by giving Armand his first proper one in 516.
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07 Jun 2026
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scratch at the door of heaven by inkatesbush
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Jan 2026
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Armand, Daniel, and the issue of sex now that Armand can no longer read Daniel’s mind.
Daniel gave up on him. “Jesus, whatever. I was just trying to say you could still boss me around if you wanted to, instead of this weird fake I’m-so-powerless power play you’ve been pulling these last few weeks, but if I can’t be trusted—”
“If you were trying to make a sexual request for something you wanted, then you should have simply said so, and not pretended you were doing it for my benefit,” Armand said coldly.
Daniel had reddened. “I was just offering,” he said grouchily. “I can tell you don’t like that you can’t read my mind anymore. You don’t believe me, but I mean it—I will tell you if I don’t like something.” He was giving Armand a keen look, one of those looks Armand did not much like.
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07 Jun 2026