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Day 6 - Lair
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.Nandor surges forward before he can say anything else and lovingly kisses him, humming contentedly as Guillermo gasps into his mouth.
This is the easiest Nandor’s life has ever been. Nandor loves loving Guillermo so much, it pains him to think he spent an eternity without it.
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Nandor and Guillermo come home after finishing a job as supernatural hunters, magical hijinks ensue -
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wwdits kinktober day 23 - massage
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“There’s a massage parlor, a weight room, a sauna, and more. You should come get a massage.” He dropped the curtain and counted the options out on his fingers, looking pointedly at Guillermo like each feature the gym offered should sound more impressive than the last.
Guillermo pulled the other earbud out of his ear, eyes snapping back up to Nandor’s when he said “massage”. It was his turn to flounder. “You’re serious?”
“What, do you think I am just making up massage parlors now? If you thought they died out in the nineteen-eighties, you would be very wrong.” Nandor huffed through his nose good naturedly. Guillermo’s thoughts teetered on a seesaw of apprehension and excitement, and there was no camera to turn to to confirm that this was a real conversation they were having. “Why wouldn’t I be serious?”
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Guillermo's got a tough shoulder; Nandor suggests they try out the massage parlor at his new gym.
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wwdits kinktober day 19: stuck kink - obedience training - size difference
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“This is actually the first time I’ve seen Guillermo since he, uhm, since he left.”
“Bullshit.”
“Actually, he’s telling the truth. We’ve maintained really good boundaries about not seeing each other until I get my life together.”
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A stray cat visits Guillermo's new place.
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Laszlo's soul is adrift at sea, wandering against the rhythm of life and rebelling without cause.
Something has got to give.
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The Torture Never Stops by uv_duv for LieutenantDru
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Jul 2023
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Nadja and Laszlo ask Nandor to bring them his old torture equipment, ASAP. It's a bigger job than they realize, and Nandor will need Guillermo's help to sort through his old torture shit.
"There just wasn’t any time. What kind of vibe were Nadja and Laszlo even going for? Nandor could accommodate anything from humid Italian dungeon for horny heretics to frost bitten Russian torture hut, but they really did not give him anything to go on. It would be best to identify the pieces that were in decent shape already, present a wide range of options, and leave the deeper cleaning and restoration for a rainy day for Guillermo. "
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Laszlo Cravensworth has just been turned vampire by the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. He thinks he might want to stay with her forever, but she seems to have other plans. Stalking ensues. Additional tags to be added as chapters are published.
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- Part 1 of Pre-series Ladja Adventures
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