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    “Okay, so let me get this straight,” Connie said. “You and Jean are friends.”

    “Yes,” you said.

    “Mikasa is your roommate, and Jean likes her,” he said.

    “Yes,” you said again.

    “Eren is Jean’s partner for that assignment, and you like him.”

    “Yes,” you said.

    “So you and Jean are going to be the other’s wingman and help set each other up.”

    “Wingperson,” you corrected. “He’s a guy, he’ll be my wingman. I’m a girl, I’ll be his wingwoman. We’re each other’s wingperson.”

    “Wingperson,” he repeated. “So you’re Jean’s wingperson, and he’s yours.”

    “That is correct,” you said.

    He turned towards Sasha. “Am I the only one who thinks this is not going to work out the way they think it will?”

    Sasha shrugged. “Eh. I think it’s sweet, in a this-is-definitely-going-to-end-badly kind of way.”

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    25 Jun 2026

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    When a conversation around the campfire one night turns to the topic of dirty talk during sex, the knights proceed to try and outdo one another at it, yielding some truly hilarious attempts. Merlin's roped in after a fashion because the knights reckon it'd be golden to hear Merlin talking dirty, only Merlin turns out to have the filthiest mouth in their company, getting everyone squirming barely minutes into his session.

    Arthur's more affected than he'd like to admit, and finds he can't stop thinking about it later even in the tent that he's sharing with Merlin...

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    28 May 2026

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    Merlin accidentally makes everybody in Camelot fall in love with him. Everybody except Arthur, that is.

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    28 May 2026

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    "But Grace have sex in crew quarters sometimes."

    "That's not— you shouldn't—" Grace shakes his head. He knows Rocky doesn't mean to make him uncomfortable. Heck, Grace's biggest problem at the moment is that the knowledge of Rocky watching him doesn't make him uncomfortable. Not in the way it probably should. "It's not really sex. Since I'm by myself when I…" he trails off and hopes that's the end of it.

    "Rocky is here when Grace have not-sex."

    "No, I mean—" Grace sighs and tries not to pull out his hair. "It's only me. Touching myself. You don't touch me."

    Rocky sinks back on his hind legs and goes quiet in a way that Grace recognizes as careful thought. Stony fingers click together and drum against the aluminum composite flooring. When Rocky speaks next Grace nearly falls off his stool.

    "Grace let Rocky touch, question?"

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    10 May 2026

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    Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
    Later, Ryland visits Erid and Adrian learns about Ryland's biology.

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    09 May 2026