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Kyle’s day is ruined when he discovers that Eric Cartman has been carrying a Felix photocard in his wallet for months. What starts as mockery quickly turns into something much worse: an irrational, all-consuming jealousy over a Korean pop idol who doesn’t even know Cartman exists.
Now Kyle has to deal with the horrifying realization that he cares way too much about who Eric keeps closest to his heart — and Cartman is enjoying every second of it.
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22 Jun 2026
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Our hearts needs work, I’m scared we’re born to lose by AliensExist_IYA
Fandoms: South Park
16 Jun 2026
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Adult Kyle finds himself living with a much more successful Eric Cartman as a favor.
Unfortunately for him, his brain decided to go into a quarter-life crisis and just make him behave like a horny teenager all over again.
Hopefully he will resist the urges to solve his sexuality dilemma and not ruin his opportunity to live in a place with fantastic water pressure.
Spoiler: he doesn't.Bookmarked by morimeron
18 Jun 2026
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"Oh hey Kyle, I see you’re not with Nicole. That’s great news."
"Shut up! You just never know when to stop, do you?"After that jaw-dropping confession on the big screen in the basketball arena, Kyle stormed into the broadcasting room and cornered Eric just as he was trying to slip away. The redhead’s face was flushed—with anger or embarrassment, it was hard to tell. He grabbed the still-grinning chubby boy by the collar, pulled him close until their noses were almost touching, and hissed through gritted teeth.
"…If you want to be my boyfriend that bad, then fine. I’ll fucking give you fatass what you want."Eric always smelled like vanilla and cherry lip balm—like some kinda dessert. Kyle kinda liked it, not that he’d ever admit it. He ignored the shock in the other boy’s eyes, leaned down, and kissed him hard—all teeth and anger.
(Or: Kyle’s one-day boyfriend experiment.)
They’re high schoolers here.Bookmarked by morimeron
15 Jun 2026
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Unfortunately for Cartman, Kyle learns something new every day. Every single fucking day.
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11 Jun 2026
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“There’s really no name or anything on it?”
“No, dude, I’m telling you. There’s no return address, and she just ends it with love, et cetera. I have no clue who it is, except that they’ve known me since we were kids.”
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Kyle is struggling to cope with how lonely his freshman year of college has been, when he receives a mysterious love letter from a secret admirer. Can he solve the mystery and find love? Not if Eric has any say in the matter, that’s for sure.
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09 Jun 2026