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    Shane could deny it – he could try to pretend the man in the audio whimpering for more isn’t him, that it’s a scam, that it was fake or edited. He could get lawyers involved, or take it to the press before anything leaks and control the narrative himself. But he doesn’t know how much more the blackmailer has, and he can’t risk Ilya getting outed or deported or – well, he can’t risk Ilya.
    *Shane and Ilya don't get caught at the cottage. But they still get caught.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    "Truthfully, he’s never been a fan of his birthday. He never likes being the center of attention, and never knows what to do while everyone stares at him and sings, then shoves a cake he doesn’t want to eat in his face. And he’s a multimillionaire, married to another multimillionaire who loves to spoil him on any normal day. Also, he doesn’t like clutter, so he doesn’t necessarily look forward to gifts like some people."

    Shane Hollander-Rozanov turns thirty-five, and he's not entirely sure how to feel about it. Luckily, his husband Ilya Hollander-Rozanov knows exactly how to make this the best birthday he's ever had.

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    10 May 2026

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    “You didn’t like it the last time we tried it,” Shane said.

    Ilya gave a one-shouldered shrug. “Was years ago. Maybe it is an acquired taste, like licorice.”

    “You also don’t like licorice,” Shane pointed out.

    “Yes, but I keep trying it because Luca likes it so much.”

    “And then you make a face and tell him how awful it is.”

    “When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Spoilers for The Long Game. Post-Canon.

    The start of Ottawa's season feels like a promise. Ilya finally has all the people he loves in one place, a team that can keep up with him, the whole world knows he and Shane love each other, and they have the sweetest, most perfect dog. So why is he so nervous about their first game against Montreal?

    AKA Protective Ilya Rozanov momentarily forgets his husband is still the hockey prodigy he fell in love with at first freckle in Saskatchewan.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    It's been six months since you last saw the Mandalorian. Five since he escaped the siege that he caused, since he left you stranded in Nevarro with nothing but a grudge and your memories with him to warm you at night. You're not angry. He was only a costumer in your store, this is fine. It's completely fine.
    But then one day he decides to show his beskar face in Nevarro again, and maybe. Maybe it's not fine after all.

    (NO REFUNDS is the prologue)

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    16 Feb 2024