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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Eobard Thawne offered Barry Allen an opportunity to save his mother in return for letting him go back to his time.

    Of course, Leonard Snart would show back up when Barry was emotionally compromised. Of course.

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    11 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Barry Allen, professional struggler, is making his way through university, although painfully. His sister desperately wants him to accept help but no matter her protests he'll never accept it. Ignoring the concept of mental health and social life, he doesn't like the idea of being seen as pathetic or god forbid disabled(In which despite his best attempts he still is both). And due to that fear he'll do anything but help himself, because the first step to getting help is admitting you need it. Something he'll never do.

    But maybe the turning of a new leaf all begins one night at 3am at the only open coffee shop?

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    28 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Barry Allen is 22, an exhausted, shy orphan perpetually teetering on the edge of a diabetic crisis, working a soul-crushing job to pay down his rising medical debt. He exists on $40 a week, rationing insulin and fighting the debilitating physical effects of chronic scarcity.

    When he spills scalding, custom-blend coffee on Leonard Snart—the ruthless CEO of Snart Industries—Barry expects immediate termination and financial ruin. Instead, Snart, a man who views the world only through the lens of absolute efficiency, sees an opportunity. He dissects Barry’s panic, his desperation, and his impending system failure, classifying the chaotic courier as a "Volatile Asset" that needs optimizing.

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    27 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Do you want me to come with you to your cousin’s wedding this weekend, Herm?”

    Waterboy lies about having a plus-one for a wedding and has to improvise.

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    27 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    It doesn’t matter anyway, as he’s immediately distracted by the phone voice again. “Hello, hello? I know you’re there.” Okay. That’s ominous. But Evbo’s standing in a room with multiple mutilated corpses after getting thrown out the second floor by some overpowered freak and then talked down to by a crazy priest or something. And his shoes are like, iron-colored all of the sudden. So, definitely not the freakiest thing he’s experienced so far. This is probably that crazy priest again anyway.

    Evbo picks up the phone. “Uh…hello?”

    “Dude,” the voice says. “What took you so long to answer?” Not the priest guy then—this guy’s voice is much higher. And also sort of whiny.

    “Bro, what?” Evbo exclaims, incredulous. “Why’d you expect me to answer at all?” Evbo eyes the area around him suspiciously. This guy could be nearby. “Also, who even are you?”

    “I’m Seawatt,” the guy—Seawatt, apparently—responds, like Evbo is supposed to know who he is.

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    Or, Evbo is a freelance journalist who gets a tip about the mysterious Mount Parkour Asylum and finds much more than he bargains for. Seawatt is his guide in the form of a voice over a walkie-talkie.

    Or, an Outlast AU.

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    28 Oct 2025