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The door shuts slowly behind them, the figures disappearing behind a grey screen right as the thud echoes at the exact second Oscar’s heart drops right before it speeds up at the predicament he’s settled in.
Lando Norris tilts his head at Oscar with a twinkle in his eye and tone far too light for someone who had signed a contract to deceive the world five seconds ago. “Hey Oscar”
“Hello,” the tone in his voice makes him wince.
“So, know anything about formula 1?”
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09 Jun 2026
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“I guess we should just pretend to date, then?” Lando says easily.
“What?” Oscar asks. “You’re not serious?”
“Um, yeah I am, mate,” Lando says. “C’mon. It’s not like we can erase the kiss from anyone’s mind or socials. And I don’t want Zak to think you’re like playing mind games with me. I mean, you’re not right?”
“No,” Oscar exclaims, shaking his head. “Of course not.”
“Then, we might as well just lean in, right?” Lando says. “You’d look crazy if we just pretended it was some weird accident.”
Well, Oscar probably is for kissing his teammate like that.
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Oscar kisses Lando on the podium in front of the whole world. Which might be ok if they were dating. But they're not. Not even close. So now, they have to pretend to date to save both of their careers from Oscar's lapse in judgment. This means cute insta posts, joint interviews, the occasional public date, and shared hotel room.
It certainly doesn't mean exploring his newfound sexuality with his teammate. Or getting to know him on a deeper level. Or falling in love with him. All while leading the championship. Again.
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09 Jun 2026
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When the night finally began to fade, they stepped out together. The city hummed below them. They stood side by side for a long moment before parting ways.
But later, when they were home, they each searched the other’s name anyway and hit follow.
@LandoNorris followed you
@OscarPiastri followed you
Somehow, that felt like something more.
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06 Jun 2026
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Lando Norris is a Youtuber invited to the McLaren garage as a celebrity guest for the British GP. Mid-broadcast F1 TV ends up mislabeling him as “Oscar Piastri’s Partner”. Chaos ensues.
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06 Jun 2026
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In which Lando Norris slips on a champagne-soaked podium, crashes mouth-first into his rival/teammate Oscar Piastri in front of the whole world, and McLaren’s PR team decides the only way to fix it is for them to fake date.
It’s supposed to be damage control. It becomes something else entirely.
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02 Jun 2026