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    At some point their relationship got fucked up enough that Ilya helps wax Shane’s pubes when they’re in town together, instead of doing normal couple things like watching Iron Chef or having brunch. Ilya thinks it started happening around, after the time he had to beg Shane not to bleach his asshole but before they both started peeing while taking showers together. “I just want a clean slate,” he tells Ilya very seriously, but they come to a compromise that he should keep something short and trimmed above his dick. Ilya, on the other hand, is under strict instruction to never touch any of his pubic hair, lest Shane have nothing to hold on to when he’s working the head with the back of his throat, so it’s kind of a shock when he says, “We should wax your ass too.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov gets fisted.

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    13 May 2026

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    “I am serious, though, you are safe, yes? Drunk at hotel, sitting on balcony, crying over Montreal’s terrible loss?”

    It makes sense that Ilya’s mind would go there first. Shane said he was outside. Based on past behavior, the hotel balcony is probably the only place Ilya would expect him to be. He feels a little giddy that he gets to shock him for once.

    “I’m at a club, actually.” He has to bite back a self-satisfied smile as he speaks, “With the team. Safe.”

    It's quiet for a few moments before Ilya deadpans,

    “Very funny joke.”

    (or: three days after the breakup with rose, shane gets drunk in boston. it spirals out from there.)

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    12 May 2026

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    “You are my favorite, you know this?” as he pushed a strand of hair out of Shane's forehead.

    “What?” Shane said, his mind still hazy at the edges.

    “My favorite. I tell everyone. Jane. My favorite girl. My special girl.”

     

    4:23 AM: @j._monamour posted a new story.
    [img: Rumpled white sheets, in the interior of Ilya Rozanov's home, Boston]
    [tagged: @ilyarozanov81]

     

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    Shane starts a secret instagram account and quickly becomes well known as Rozanov's favorite girl. They're both too stubborn to let anyone else have the other.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Ilya's hand falls away from the lid of the blender and hangs uselessly at his side as he rereads the words over and over, scanning his phone screen like a madman.

    @hollanov4lifee they're so adorable omgg

    @boodrambaby bro actually the way shane talks to ilya is so cute and hot and !!

    @hollanov4lifee i know lmao like shane is his mommy

    Oh.

    Oh no.

    Ilya Rozanov and the awkward, uncomfortable, all-encompassing experience of discovering calling his husband Mommy.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are different behind closed doors.
    A multi POV fic that allows other characters to get a glimpse behind the wall.

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    14 Apr 2026