nerdminfreaak
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Shidou is bored and decides to make it everyone's problem. He also decides to make a group chat, and as you can probably tell, decision-making (Hell, even thinking) is not Shidou's best suit.
or a shitty chatfic written by yours truly
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Kaiser doesn’t do love.
Doesn’t do desire.
Hell, he doesn’t even do Ness.
So why is he on the floor moaning his name; like a sin too sweet to commit just once?
And why is Ness writhing like he’s the one being touched? Begging to witness. Begging to worship. He doesn’t even know what he’s begging for, and yet… here he is.
Zero action — but the pair are already wrecked. Completely ruined beyond repair.
Call it passion. Call it obsession. Chokehold, if you will.
Just don’t call it love. (Because Michael Kaiser does not do love).
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Eren: Fuckin nerd
Jean: I'm being the bigger person here and I'm ignoring you
Eren: BIIIIIG fuckin nerd
Jean: your words mean nothing to me
Eren changed Jean's name to Horseface
Horseface: go put another hole in the wall
Eren: My next puncture will be to your frontal lobe
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28 May 2026
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I want you (to be mine) by starsfates, Stimemia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
10 Jul 2024
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“Everyone’s afraid of spiders! That’s a normal fear all humans have! Who in the hell is afraid of moths?”
“Have you ever seen a close-up picture of one?” Jean demands. “You wouldn’t be so damn cocky then!”
“Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the world’s tiniest violin playing.”
“Fuck you!”
“No, fuck you!”
“Alright!”
Or that one time Eren and Jean (who are decidedly not friends), get stuck in a cabin in a snowstorm and have to make the best of it. Chaos and smut ensues.
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04 May 2026
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Pick Out His Heart (With A Kitchen Fork) by erejeen
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 Aug 2024
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There's a deep ache that spreads through Jean the second he wakes up, but it quickly becomes the least of his concerns when he notices the mortifying evidence of last night on his and Eren's body.
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- Part 2 of (JeanEre cannibalism AUs)
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04 May 2026
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“Asshole,” Jean gathers his courage and lifts the corners of his lips briefly, returning the gesture.
“Close. It’s Eren, actually,” he says.
“Jean.”
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03 May 2026
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Jean has an idea. It’s his stupidest one yet, which means it’ll probably be Eren approved.
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03 May 2026