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    “Uh,” Zanka says, though it comes out more like a pained little wheeze. He wraps an arm around Lovely, then does his best to sit up, resting his shaky hands on his thighs. “I saw– the Raiders’ boss, he– he took these, and tossed ‘em down there, and– they were gonna– th’ explosion–“

    He unclasps his fingers. The rings rest in his palms. Three of them, gleaming. Not really dangerous like this. A little warm.

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    Or: What could be more romantic than risking your life for someone else's Vital Instrument, anyway?

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Neil is on a plane going far and away from his murderous father. He is on a plane with two rival sports teams. The plane is going down.

    Neil is stuck on an island. He is stuck on an island with two rival sports teams, and at least one of those teams is going full Lord of the Flies.

    Neil is fine being stranded on an island. At least he's away from his father. But how do any of these people know how to survive on a deserted island?

    Oh my god, none of these people know how to survive on a deserted island.

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    16 May 2026

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    Neil's been on his feet for the last thirty-six hours. His leg is aching, his interns are all idiots, his charge nurse thinks he should've gone home hours ago, but Neil can't bring himself to leave the knowing chaos of the ER.

    He tells himself he'll see one more patient. One more, then he'll clock out.

    Except, Neil's last patient of the day turns out to be a professional exy player, who's just punched another doctor, might be hiding some knives, and seems determined to notice everything Neil is trying to hide.

    And, well - maybe Neil doesn't want to hide from one Andrew Minyard.

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    Neil is an emergency physician and Andrew is a pro exy player who keeps finding himself in Neil's ER. Oblivious flirting ensues.

    Kevin's there too. Just...being Kevin.

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    16 May 2026

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    The story of how Neil Josten single handedly defeated a squad of detectives at a game of paintball.

    Featuring The Foxes as said squad of detectives.

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    16 May 2026

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    Neil was just trying to leave the hotel he'd holed himself up in after being released from WITSEC two weeks ago.

    Simple, right?

    And while he did succeed in leaving the building, he also managed to get stuck in an elevator with the entire Palmetto State exy team, perform emergency triage on half of them, parkour a little, and possibly learned what it means to be free.

    Featuring: Chaotic Foxes, Neil being the only competent person in the room, concerning head wounds, and even more concerning blondes who won't stop staring while Neil tries his best not to die in this elevator.

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    07 Dec 2025