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In Honeysuckle Time (You Said You'd Be Mine) by basilheaps
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Jun 2026
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“Deal’s not a deal till we shake on it, pal.” the boy extended his hand. “The name’s Alastor.”
Vincent looked him up and down warily, but accepted his hand. He gripped it tightly, and gave it a strong tug, just like his father had taught him. “I’m Vincent.” He deepened his voice just a smidge. 'You can always tell a real man apart from a daisy just from his handshake', his father always said.
Alastor gave a slight giggle in response, seemingly amused by the bizarre greeting. Vincent still wasn’t sure if he was laughing at him or if he just laughed at everything. He found he didn’t care that much either way, now that his initial anger had passed. Alastor had a nice laugh.
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Murdermedia AU: Alastor and Vincent meet as children one fateful summer. For years to come, they will cause immutable impact in each others lives, for better and for worse.
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06 Jun 2026
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Vincent’s problem was always the same: he wants.
He wants, he wants, he wants. And no amount of getting or receiving will ever change that fact, will ever close the cavern inside of him that always wants more. Getting is secondary, underwhelming in comparison to the thrill of wanting. Of chasing. When he found something he wanted, he pursued it single-mindedly. He made a plan, he pulled his strings, he put every piece of the puzzle into place. That was when he was on top of the world. Receiving his prize was little more than a participation trophy, and by the time he got it he had usually already found another want. Want, want, want.
Sometimes, at night, he wondered if his luck would run out, and when. What happened when he met someone he couldn’t charm or bully into giving him what he wanted? Who was immune to his silver tongue, his clever quips, his flashy smile or a flirtatious bat of his mismatched eyes? What happened when he took a risk that didn’t pay off?
When Vincent takes a spring break trip to New Orleans to celebrate his upcoming college graduation, he may just find the answer to that question where he least expects it.
And it will alter the course of his life forever.
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Exiled to the VeeTek R&D division and hidden away from the public after his disastrous breakdown, Vox finds a device that lets him see Alastor's thoughts. When he realizes that the radio demon really is in love with him, he decides to try and get Alastor to act on his feelings one last time- especially because Alastor might destroy much more than himself if he can't confront the truth.
Seeing Alastor's memories play out in front of him forces Vox to think about his own, but can he learn from his past mistakes? Or will another attempt at winning Alastor over cost Vox what little he has left?
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05 May 2026
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Vincent Whittman has been demoted. One of the best Crime Correspondents America has ever seen has been burdened with the amateur task of trekking down to Southern Louisiana in the vibrant, multi-ethnic city of New Orleans to personally investigate the harrowing murders that have been seeping fear and plaguing the local tight-knit community. So instead of dishing out executive orders in his gaudy office in Uptown Manhattan, he is forced to march down viscous, algae-filled and alligator-infested swamp waters with sticky pomade running down the back of his neck. The hot, humid and oppressive climate slowly eating away at his carefully curated persona of perfection, as a charming local Radio Host around him acts clueless.
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04 May 2026
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Vincent is climbing the ranks at his job, investigating a series of murders signed by the same perpetrator, the ‘Red Maiden,’ becoming the face of the local TV news, and Alastor makes it his mission to ruin his days with his broadcasts.
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SOME CHAPTERS ARE NOT AVAILABLE AT THE MOMENT, the work is being revised.
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09 Apr 2026
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Alastor considered the eager and rash freshly fallen sinner from the past, the confident one that slaughtered an overlord that very day, hours prior, and the happy television demon that hummed along to music sitting in front of him now.
Somehow, Vox hadn’t lost his eagerness and sincerity with the growth of power and violence over the years; something Alastor oftentimes knew he, himself, had lost sight of, arguably before he had even fallen.
Witnessing such authenticity, such merriment mixed with strategic violence, had Alastor realize the eagerness within himself to continue to witness Vox adapt and evolve. He didn’t need the television demon there, not for power nor entertainment, he simply wanted—longed for—Vox to be by his side for as long as the other was willing.
His eyes softened at the sound of Vox having started to hum happily to the tune of the radio demon’s favorite song. An easy humming that showed care by knowing the melody intimately.
Perhaps it was time for Alastor to finally allow himself to be inundated with want of something for a change.
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Alastor struggles to court Vox when being aroace. Vox is oblivious.
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- Part 1 of Courtship AU
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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04 Apr 2026
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Vincent Whittman — or Father Whittman as the people of New Orleans know him — is driven to temptation as his fixation on a local radio host grows to something tangible. A radio host of whom he never believes he’ll actually meet, until one day is given the opportunity by his agent, Rosalina Calavera, hoping to create connections with his image and the church after an onslaught of Satanic rumors.
Vincent's interest spirals into obsession as he falls into the snares of Alastor Daveau, each trap methodically set to lead him to his jaws, because under the cover of darkness Alastor Daveau and Rosalina Calavera hide an even darker secret. A vampiric secret.
Their relationship begins with flesh and desire, but Alastor cannot bring himself to bite. And Vincent, caught between salvation and damnation is lost to what he truly wants, even more terrified at the fact it may simply be Alastor.
Or: Vincent is a priest and wants Alastor BAD. Alastor is a vampire and wants to eat him. Rosie watches from the bleachers cheering on their labyrinthian romance.
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A Radiostatic story set immediately after the events of Season 2.
Having been severely humbled after his failed attempt to take over Heaven, Vox's fall from grace and drop in popularity have been devastating. Estranged from his associates, scorned by all, he's lost all the approval he'd ever managed to gain. That is, seemingly, from all but one...
Alastor, now keen to spread his newly unclipped wings, gets the devious idea to get Vox back in line where he belongs - as Alastor's subordinate, a useful tool for his future plans. After all, Vox had managed something rather impressive before all that catastrophic failure, and Alastor finds himself strangely compelled to seek his old pal out in the aftermath... only for personal gain, of course.
Or: how, despite all odds, radio can't seem to stay away from video.
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Vincent survived in a world of ash and starvation by being exactly what the Church needed him to be, useful, devoted, obedient. A "good boy", and a desperate need for approval. He clung to the warmth of his father figure's praise and the bright, impossible love of a woman who made the gray world bearable.
He thought he was safe within the walls of Saint Sebastian.
He was wrong.
When the church falls silent and his fiancé disappears without leaving a trace, Vincent is forced to confront a truth he was never meant to discover, his "special" nature was never a gift from God. It was a contract. And someone's come to collect.
The radio crackles to life. The shadows grow teeth. And the Radio Demon, the only sinner who ever clawed his way back to the World of the Living, has been waiting a very, very long time.
Vincent was never blessed.
He was deep into a curse he never knew existed.
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18 Feb 2026
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"Do you believe in God?"
"I won't if it means I get to kiss you."
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To the public, Alastor and Vincent never met. Never killed. Never fucked. Never fell for eachother.
At least, that's what Vincent led them to believe.
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17 Feb 2026
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Something terrible happened to Alastor in his human life and when he wakes up in Hell, he finds himself as prey for the vicious sinners around him. Desperate, he makes a deal he comes to regret.
Vox is fascinated by the deadly, untouchable Radio Demon and somehow manages to charm the man who initially wanted his head. They strike up a friendship that leads to some fluttery feelings on both ends, but before anything can develop, Alastor's deal (and a certain moth-demon) cause complications.
Misunderstandings and broken hearts ensue, and a blossoming romance sours into something messy and hateful.
And then Alastor disappears for 7 years. When he returns, his fight with Adam leaves him wounded and vulnerable, and Vox decides that it's time to put an end to the man who destroyed both his heart and his afterlife.
But his complicated feelings for Alastor won't let him end his life and it turns out that they miss each other more than either of them realised. Can they salvage the ashes of their relationship, or will Valentino and questionable deals destroy them both?
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Coming to the conclusion that Valentino might have been drugging him with his venom for the past twelve years, Vox flees to the Hazbin Hotel to collect his thoughts. An injured Alastor is less-than-pleased to see him, but Vox begins remembering fragments of a past he didn't realise he'd forgotten and he's shocked to learn that he once had a very close relationship with his enemy.
The memories come to him faster and faster and soon, Vox realises just how much Valentino stole from him. Alastor isn't as carefully composed as he makes out and things quickly get complicated when past feelings resurface.
And then there's that whole mess with the chain around Alastor's neck. It turns out that the Radio Demon isn't as cold-hearted as everyone thinks, especially when it comes to a certain Television Demon.
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"For what is a man, what has he got? - If not himself, then he has naught - To say the things he truly feels - And not the words of one who kneels - The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way"
Following the finale, the hotel and the Vees decide to forbid the now-free Alastor and the now-subdued Vox from seeing each other after the stunt they’ve pulled, afraid they’d cause more trouble for hell.
But obsessive hatred runs quite deep, and if the two can’t find a way to ruin each other’s lives in hell, they’d risk everything to find another way in another place.
Somewhere out there exists a universe in which Alastor and Vox are as close in every sense as possible. Geographically, temporally, emotionally. An alternative version of Al and Vincent on Earth in the modern times. One day, they begin to get spontaneously possessed by their demon counterparts, whose plan consists of tormenting each other in their bodies.
Their possessions won’t always be timely consistent, leading to a few teeny-tiny... mishaps.
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Many had marked their calendars in anticipation of what they were effectively calling “Judgement Day” for one loathsome sinner. The event itself was rather absurdist, the first of its kind, for no sinner had ever caused such an uproar that they demanded a second Judgement post-mortem.
What punishment, everyone thought, would be fitting for a man who made such history?
Once, this creature was a man whose voice and manner were adored by the many who followed him. Now, he stood alone, chained, and without the strength to raise his head.
“Let the Judgement of the Media Overlord, Vox, commence.”
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My personal take on a post-Season 2 redemption arc for Vox, where the Speaker of God takes away Vox's voice as punishment for his crimes in Season 2- this is the Voiceless AU and a RadioSilence Fic
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- Part 1 of SharkPrince's Hazbin Hotel Fics
- Part 1 of Voiceless AU
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12 Feb 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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Having only ever set his sights on men who treat women with rotten disrespect, Alastor never thought he'd take interest in Vox's turbulent relationship with his fiancé and business partner, Valentino. He decides to lend a helping hand in the hopes of getting Vox out of his sticky situation. After all, what are childhood enemies for?
Unfortunately, neither Alastor nor Vox could've predicted the rollercoaster of unsaid emotions and future horrors that are thrown their way. Will they be able to rely on each other and get by unscathed? Or will destiny have other plans for these two?
Human AU
Art accompanied fic.
Slowly being rewritten/edited 17/36 chapters rewritten
Will post a temporary new chapter for 24 hours to send alerts for a new rewritten chapter drop. Please read the first note.
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- Part 2 of Safe with Me: Series
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Dr. Vincent Whittman is a marine biologist who should be writing a grant proposal—but instead, he’s binge-listening to “Southern Strange”, a podcast by the ridiculously charming Alastor Hartfelt.
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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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New Orleans, 1933.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.