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Her filthiness is in her skirts; she remembereth not her last end; therefore she came down wonderfully: she had no comforter. O Lord, behold my affliction: for the enemy hath magnified himself. (KJV)
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Two ships diverged in a fandom, and I—I wrote the one less masturbated to. And that has made . . . well . . . this. (Sorry, Robert Frost.)
It’s the Adriel/Father Vincent porn you didn’t know you needed. Because you don’t, in fact, need it. But you wanna look anyway, huh.
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Laura swallowed. “You’re a probationary agent and I’m a supervisory agent.”
“You’re not my supervisor,” pointed out Simone.
“Can still get messy. All kinds of HR-nightmare possibilities.” Laura shook her head.
“Duly noted. Are you going to make things messy?”
“No.”
“Well, I’m not either. So I’m not sure what’s to stop two consenting adults from drinking extremely middle-of-the-road booze in a bar before heading back to the home of the one who doesn’t live with her parent.”
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And I will betroth thee unto me for ever; yea, I will betroth thee unto me in righteousness, and in judgment, and in lovingkindness, and in mercies. I will even betroth thee unto me in faithfulness: and thou shalt know the Lord. (KJV)
[Side note: in the KJV, these verses are Hosea 2:19-20. Apparently the KJV numbering system operates differently from the Masoretic text, counting the first two verses of chapter 2 as the end of chapter 1 instead. *nerd alert*]
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Ava crashes back to earth via Beatrice's ceiling, and is pleasantly surprised to find that Bea did, in fact, go live her life. Various forms of chaos ensue.
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Three times Wednesday Addams had a vision, plus one time she didn't.
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But now thus saith the LORD that created thee, O Jacob, and he that formed thee, O Israel, Fear not: for I have redeemed thee, I have called thee by thy name; thou art mine. (KJV)
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Ava annoys Bea into some self-disclosure while they argue about individualism vs collectivism.
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It’s the weekend of Harper and Abby’s wedding, and this event has everything: ostentatious displays of New England wealth; bridal party brunches; themed cocktails; canapés; moonlit swims in the nude; exquisite torture; cold pizza; gas station popsicles; a copy of Machiavelli’s “The Prince”; a bruise on Sloane Caldwell’s shoulder that matches the dental records of one Riley Bennett.
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31 Dec 2025
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Bones and Cam take a chance.
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21 Mar 2023
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“They hired us to try and fix this, Lilith. To see what we can do to streamline patient care, help with funding and prevent them from having to sell and disband - so that’s what we’re going to try and do.”
She stops, just before they enter the hospital, giving Lilith a hard look to let her know she’s still the boss.
Thankfully, Lilith understands and at the end of the day, she brings Lilith with her because she’s very good at what she does. “Then let’s go get started.” They make their way inside, “you just know this Dr. Silva is going to be a kook though. She probably wears wicker shoes or treats broken bones with laughter or some shit.”
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- Part 1 of doctor!ava au
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15 Feb 2023
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Beatrice just wants a night out doing something her parents wouldn't approve of. Ava just wants to win this bet against J.C. They're both going to get what they're after when they find each other.
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14 Feb 2023
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“Some people think a soulmate is the person God creates for you. Others say it’s the soul yours has been drawn to time and time again, throughout multiple lives. Some even believe that each pair was formed during the creation of the universe itself.” Beatrice looks up at the sky, as though she might find an answer somewhere in the long dead stars hanging above them. “I’ve always liked that one, actually; that the particles ripped into being alongside each other formed a connection that would last as long as our universe did. I’m not sure it makes much sense in practice. But it sounds lovely.”
“Less cruel, at least,” Ava murmurs, and Beatrice turns at the sadness in her voice, drawing in a sharp breath when she sees the emotion so amplified in Ava’s eyes. “Because a god who created the whole soulmates thing in the first place, told you that you don’t get one, and then made you spend your entire life telling other people about theirs kind of sounds like a huge asshole, if you think about it.”
Which is, of course, why Beatrice so often tries not to think about it. Especially when Ava is looking at her the way she is now and she’s reminded of all the things she’ll never have (all the things she desperately wants).
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08 Feb 2023