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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    You’re stressed. Lecture halls and thesis deadlines looming, college in general, and now this. You haven’t been able to make yourself come. You’re so pent up and it’s evident. What happens when the professor you’re closest with gets a little too nosy? Well, you beg him to help you of course.

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    01 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Grace’s foot caught on the bottom of your cardigan. He tried to catch himself, but it was to no avail. After a few seconds, he crashed, hard, into your lap.

    You, thankfully, cushioned his fall. It could’ve been a lot worse. You were only a couple days away from retrieving the predator sample, and Grace couldn’t very well collect anything with a broken bone. He heaved a sigh in relief.

    “Uh, Ryland?”

    The relief he’d felt moments ago was replaced with dread. Grace shot up from where he’d landed and saw you covered in Rocky’s powdered 'seasoning'. He glanced down at himself after.

    The gloves had kept his hands safe- yay! But, every other inch of his body was coated with the same power. The now empty, deep jar sat just a few inches away from the two of you.

    Oh god. Nearly everything on Erid was lethal to humans. Grace very well might have just killed the two of you, and Erid and Earth could kiss the solution to their problems goodbye.

    or: grace and reader have a cultural exchange with rocky in the form of video interviews. in the middle of one, they get an accidental, large dose of what ends up being sex pollen for them and have to bang it out. a lot.

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    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Ryland Grace, Dr. Ryland Grace, had just embarrassed himself to hilarious levels of extent.

    Well, hilarious only to you.

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    21 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    "Grace is mate. Question?"
    You smile, having already expected it from Rocky. "No. We knew each other before all of this, but we weren't together."
    He turns to you in his makeshift seat in the cockpit. "Together like only two of you?"
    "Together like..." you try to find the words. "Sharing a space, talking to each other about what we're scared of, making jokes, solving problems, all of that."
    Rocky doesn't say anything at first, until. "You and Grace already do those things. Statement."

    Or: As you are recalling moments from your life on earth, you are stuck saving the world with a rock who speaks to you through puppet shows and computers, and a school teacher (also bastardized scientist) who keeps looking at you as if you created all the stars in space.

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    21 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    About two blocks from Grover Cleveland Middle School sits Grounds for Change, a fusion cafe/environmental justice organization that boasts clientele from big science minds to the humble undergrad cramming for a final. And the employees are no less interesting. They range from the hippie-dippie climate activist owners to their newest, clumsiest barista— you, a novelist trying to pay for grad school. It’s your first day, and as luck would have it, one mildly-fucked up coffee order later, you’re administering Benadryl to Dr. Ryland “I kinda forgot I have a mild tree nut allergy” Grace. As the sun grows dimmer and the shots of espresso flow, you find yourself falling more and more for your favorite customer…

    Title borrowed from "Starman" by David Bowie.

    Set in 2032.

    Hopefully will update every Tuesday and Friday (CST).

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    21 May 2026