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    Wei Wuxian is staring up at the sky, thinking idly about the taste of Emperor’s Smile on his tongue, when Suibian jumps full force onto his stomach and cries, “A-Xian, don’t be mad!”

    The sheer force of her pounce knocks the breath out of him. The resulting pause is just long enough for Jiang Cheng, who up to this point has been laying rather peacefully next to him, to shoot up and demand, “Oh great, what did you do now?”

    To be fair, the question isn’t exactly unwarranted. Suibian looks an absolute mess: twigs stuck in her fur, dirt smeared across the white fluff of her underbelly. She’s panting up a storm, little heh heh heh gasps that haven’t edged into her normal high-pitched laughter. When her ears press back against her head, she could almost pass for pitiful.

    “Bichen hates me.”

    Wei Wuxian’s first thought is Why would Lan Zhan’s daemon hate you?, but it’s followed quickly by remembering exactly where he is, how little trouble he’s caused today, and the fact that he hasn’t seen Suibian for a few minutes.

    A grin spreads across his face.

    (Or: The most important name a cultivator will ever pick isn’t for their sword. It’s for their daemon.)

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    27 Mar 2024

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    Daemons!

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    Wei Ying collapses to cross-legged with a bounce that shakes the whole couch, barely managing to do it without landing on Lan Zhan’s legs. (She does manage it, though, because she’s a genius.) She pauses long enough to evaluate her options and then flings herself basically into Lan Zhan’s lap, wiggling around and flailing annoyingly and actively taking up as much space as possible. When she’s done she has her head resting on Lan Zhan’s pelvis, arm wrapped around one of Lan Zhan’s thighs where it arcs over her shoulder, and legs draped over the arm of the couch. It’s very warm, and very secure, and extremely comfortable.

    It is also easily more intimate than they’ve ever been before (not counting the sock wrestling), which probably breaks at least five Rules (Wei Ying will not be listing which ones), and Wei Ying can feel her heartbeat pounding nervously in her throat.

    Or: A normal afternoon, a shared couch, and a surprise game of Ultimate Gay Chicken.

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    26 Jul 2023

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    “You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”

    “Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.

    Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”

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    21 Jun 2023

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    STAR TREK AU

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    A meet-cute, a first date, a sleepover.

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    19 Jun 2023

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    Wei Ying and the blue knight make eye contact and he is going to die—the blue knight has hair that cascades down his back and is basically the hottest man he’s ever seen in his life. And if looks could kill, Wei Ying would be a pile of ashes right now.

    Or, a Knight at Medieval Times

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    01 Apr 2023

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    “It is a well-known fact across the major leagues that one does not smack Lan Wangji’s ass.”

    Wei Wuxian rolls his eyes. Everyone smacks everyone’s ass in baseball. It’s how the game is played. Lan Wangji does not get to be exempt from this most sacred of baseball traditions.

    Wei Wuxian will make sure of that.

     

    Or, a Major League Baseball AU

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    25 Mar 2023

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    BASEBALL AND ROMANCE

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    "He said what!?"

    "That I like you."

    Lan Zhan sat at his desk with his head hung low, looking at his hands folded in his lap. Mian Mian looked around her computer to view her coworker. She’d never seen him have such a despondent look on his face. But there was no other way he would look when his entire life crashed around him in just the short span of a lunch break.

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    Modern College/Work AU where Lan Zhan and Wei Ying meet in art school. After college, they work together at an art studio run by Nie Huaisang. And after being best friends for 6 years, it takes Wei Ying being an oblivious idiot to realize they're perfect for each other.

    (Takes place in the American college system.)

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    04 Feb 2023

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    Lan Zhan blinked, and pushed his wet hair off his forehead as he slid off his surfboard and stood upright. Wei Ying was standing on the beach, holding a pair of sandals and staring out, his sand-covered bare feet carefully out of reach of the actual water. There was a strange, mournful twist to his mouth that faded when he saw that he wasn’t alone, replaced by a warm smile. “Lan Zhan, is that you?”

    “Mn,” he replied, and walked up to meet him there in the middle of the sand. Privately, he thought, who else would it be?

    Wei Ying laughed. “I thought so, but I wasn’t sure. You looked good out there.”

    the "almost everybody lives in a small beach town" au

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    09 May 2022

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    The slowest simmer of love. Plus surfing!

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    Lan Wangji wasn't privy to the conversations that took place among Yiling staff, but there was always an apologetic, tense edge to the tech's voice when someone else took over his missions. As if Wei Ying had put the fear of God into them if they let anything happen to Lan Wangji when Wei Ying was not personally available to oversee him.

    "Something like that," Mianmian told him. "Anyway, it's not like there's anything for either of you to be jealous over. None of the other agents prefer him."

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    29 Apr 2022

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    SPIES

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    Seven Necessities. Seven Tenths Full. What makes a meal, and what makes a family.

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    07 Apr 2022

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    When Lan Zhan must return to Shanghai for a month, he leaves his beloved home in the care of Wei Ying, a timely new acquaintance. But what happens when Lan Zhan returns to find that Wei Ying has nowhere else to go?

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    06 Apr 2022

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    Lan Zhan's BC cottage! Bunnies! His mom's writing and art! Landscape artist Wei Ying! MY HEART.

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    So the thing about being a professional submissive, in Wei Ying’s opinion, is that it requires a lot more project management than most people think. Like, when he tells people about his job, they’re always like “oh but how do you take care of the bruises,” or “how do you store your elaborate harness get-ups” and sure, he has plans for all of that, but no one is asking the real questions, like: “How do you remember everyone’s preferred forms of address and also all of their physical home addresses?”

    He’s definitely going to have a whole chapter on database management and information storage in his thesis (Plan D: Precarious Labour and the Grey Economy, a comparative perspective).

    Which is how he ends up going “Oh no, sir, not the clamps! I mean, shit, fuck, daddy, don’t.” He’s definitely not getting a tip today.

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    11 Jan 2022

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    Wri Ying is a sub. Lan Zhan thinks he means -stitute teacher. Lan Zhan is wrong. Ft congee and snack foods.

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    “So what’d you come back for? It’s been ages.”
    “I was hungry,” Lan Zhan replies. Wei Ying laughs.
    “You came all the way back here just because you were hungry?”
    “Mh.”

    Years after his mother's death, Lan Zhan, tired of his life in the city, returns to his childhood home.

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    06 Jan 2022

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    Lan Zhan moves back home and farms and cooks and it's perfect.

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    Wei Wuxian died twice.

    Hundreds of years later, Wei Ying, a young artist in search of escape and inspiration comes to Gusu. There, he meets a mysterious recluse—a mysterious recluse who, unbeknownst to Wei Ying, has been waiting for him for a long, long time.

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    17 Dec 2021

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    (Despite the tags, this fic's genre is not really primarily horror. If you're on the fence because horror isn't really your thing, give it a shot!)

    "But when it is said that technology hates Lan Wangji, what is meant is technology sometimes ceases to work around him, often in dramatic fashion.

    This is a problem on an Antarctic research base where not only the research is facilitated by all sorts of impressive technological feats, but also the survival of the people inhabiting that base."

    Or, in which two resident scientist-mages in an Antarctic research base make their own problems, then try to solve them, but must first survive them.

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    27 Nov 2021

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    Technomancer Wei Ying in Antarctica!

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    Wei Ying's body hurts sometimes; she lets Lan Zhan help her.

    A fic about the complicated nature of having a body, and also the versatility of sex toys.

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    12 Oct 2021

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    Oh shit OH SHIT

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    A modern cultivators AU in which Wei Ying, local talisman nerd and tired post-doc, finds himself drawn into the circle of professional cultivators Lan Huan and Lan Zhan as they attempt to track down the person responsible for a series of horrific magical ‘experiments’ in Yiling.

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    17 Sep 2021

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    “I travel so I may do my duty as a cultivator. Not in order to make acquaintances.”

    Wei Wuxian huffs in amusement. “Ehhh, Lan-daozhang, no way. I would’ve thought that a friendly guy like you would have friends in every region!”

    Lan Wangji’s jaw clenches.

    Or: in the dead of winter, traveling cultivator Lan Wangji gets snowed in at a remote mountain village, falls in love with the chief’s adopted son, and stumbles upon a dark secret that is decades in the making.

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    10 Jul 2021

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    namjoon [1:12]
    so
    you met jimin and taes roommate last night

    yoongi [1:15]
    …...yeah

    namjoon [1:15]
    met him real good

    yoongi [1:16]
    oh my god

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    what not to do when you find yourself falling for the guy you almost slept with but then didn’t because he turned out to be your friends’ roommate: a guide by min yoongi

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    08 Mar 2021

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    A Modern AU where the Jin Siblings--Jin Zixuan, Meng Yao, Qin Su, and Mo Xuanyu--have a My Brother, My Brother, and Me style podcast. That's it. No plot, no internal chronological order, minimal angst, all goofs.
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    Podfics!!
    Full Series
    Episode 69
    Episode 73

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    09 Feb 2021

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