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"I find myself with an irrational desire to mark you up tonight. Inside and out." he grunted, "I believe it had something to do with Michael's sudden appearance in the middle of our date."
Jeremy squeaked, "Oh my god... you were jealous?"
The Squip scoffed, "That's a human emotion, Jeremy. I am incapable of it."
"But you were."
A.k.a. The First Date Fic where the Squip definitely gets a little jealous. Shenanigans ensues.
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- Part 2 of Accessories Sold Separately
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Invader Zim AU: Dib Membrane came to Foodcourtia in search of adventure and delicious snacks. He found adventure in the form of a tiny frycook named Zim (and he found snacks in the form of Vort Dogs). Together, they break Zim out of Foodcourtia and strike a deal to get themselves back from the outskirts of Irken-known space. The only problem: Zim's hiding something, and Dib's too lovestruck to care.
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Dirk goes on a Grindr date. Dave responds as any normal brother would.
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Dirk Strider learns he has an oral fixation a mile high, twice he does something about, once Karkat does something about it for him.
Written for Drone Season 2025
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“And I told you I wouldn’t be here if I was going to chicken out at the last minute.” You huff. “Just… let me get in the zone for this.”
“Alright bro, if you say so.” Dirk says monotonously as he rolls his shoulders, “It's just if I recall correctly, you said you would ‘manage this puppy play shit so well I’ll get my photo on the middle manager of the year wall and everything, Dirk my brotherly babe you’ll be begging me for one of those weird human dog beds by the end of the night-’”
“Yeah I remember!” You interrupt before he repeats whatever it was you said when he first asked. You don’t actually remember, but you do NOT want to be reminded of however you embarrassed yourself.
---Dirk asks Dave to try out something... unconventional in the bedroom. Dave finds he likes it a lot. A LOT.
Featuring far more emotions than might be expected in a gay incest pet play fic.