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"Sure, Astarion had never seen Cazador actually feed – he claimed privacy was a 'privilege' of his, after all. But that didn't mean he didn't see how many were brought in. How many came in through his hands, especially."
"So, surely Cazador wouldn't miss one."
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Or "What if I tortured Astarion further than he's already tortured in-game by having Cazador dish out an Ironic Punishment for him stealing blood from some prey".
Updated 09-01-2023 with some better editing, bc I was very sleep deprived when I wrote this originally.
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The Icy Winds of Winter by originalanon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 Jan 2020
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"He wasn’t like Yennefer. She was covered in soft, pliable flesh that padded her bones and features nicely, and made great handholds for him when they did happen to cross paths, rare as it was nowadays.
In fact, if Geralt had to wager a guess, he’d bet that Jaskier’s intolerance to the cold had something to do with the lack of meat on his bones. It he’d just put on a little weight, Geralt thought, he’d no longer complain about every stiff wind that cut through him, or leave (unintentional) bruises on the witcher overnight. As an added bonus, he’d look even cuter."
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Or, Geralt thinks Jaskier needs to put on a few pounds or freeze to death, and things take a turn for the strange.
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Sidon invites Link to a banquet to celebrate the defeat of Calamity Ganon, and things get out of hand. Read at your own risk.
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“This is turning you on,” Rosalind said flatly, and Robert almost choked on the spoonful of ice cream in his mouth. He swallowed hard.
“I- I beg your pardon?” he said, wiping his mouth with a cloth napkin.
Rosalind gestured to his waist, where his stomach had pushed out enough to form a small belly that pressed against his undershirt and overlying vest. “This. Overeating. One might call it a fetish.”
(In which Robert Lutece eats a lot of ice cream.)