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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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10 May 2026
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Patrick Stump’s mama raised a good, hardworking, respectful boy.
Pete Wentz is none of these things. He’s arrogant, lazy, and disrespectful. Patrick figures it’s because Pete Wentz probably didn’t have a mama.
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- Part 1 of In Nevada, Somewhere
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07 May 2026
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Patrick is a cock slut, thats it, thats the fic.
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- Part 3 of slutty Patrick 'verse
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06 May 2026
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Pete knows this kid is a huge fan, alright? He knows that bringing him out back to the van after the show may be misconstrued as taking advantage of this fact. The thing is, he just doesn’t care. This guy is fucking hot.
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06 May 2026
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GT: actually, maybe you need to stop worrying about yourself and start worrying about your friend john.
GT: if he ever finds out about any of this, he will be in desperate need of psychiatric help.John Egbert anonymously trolls his friend Dave Strider while pretending to be a little girl. Things go turnways.
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27 Apr 2026