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    "Obviously Troy does not think we are together if he is asking you on a date now.”

    “Or does he?” Shane said, and broke away to pace the length of the kitchen. “What if he was testing you? Seeing if you would admit it when he asked for my number? And what if he’s testing me, now, to see how I respond?”

    “Why would he do that?” said Ilya, tonelessly.

    “To catch us out!” Shane said, as if this were the most obvious thing in the world. “Troy definitely figured out we were together when you came out to him. For all you know, the others on your team might have figured it out too, if we’ve been as obvious as we apparently have been this whole time. What if they just want us to admit it? What if they’re messing with us?”
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    Or, Troy asks Ilya for Shane’s number. Ilya, not knowing how to say no without raising suspicion, gives it to him. Hijinks ensue. Secrets are revealed. Loosely inspired by the Friends episode The One Where Everybody Finds Out.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Uploaded to one of the biggest sports broadcasts in the entire industry, the Metro's are blindsided when texts between Shane and Rozanov are leaked one afternoon. They're even more surprised to find how many they have, how far back they span, and just how intimate they are.

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    “You know what I’m thinking about?” JJ asked with no specific person in mind.

    “Please don’t say Ilya’s thighs,” Hayden pleaded, pinching the bridge of his nose.

    “First of all, ew, no,” he replied instantly. “Second of all, don’t call him Ilya, it’s weird.”

    “It’s his name!” Hayden retorted, defensively. “We should get used to using it considering he and Shane are…you know.”

    Sleeping together sounded crass, but dating seemed too romantic, too. Not that there hadn’t been some pretty romantic texts to sort through. He couldn’t really figure out what the word that felt best was, or if there even was one.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Jackie Pike wants to know everything she possibly can about Shane Hollander's mysterious girlfriend in Boston, so she starts documenting every piece of information she learns about "Lily". The list gets long, confusing, and eventually, Jackie figures a few things out...

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    06 Jun 2026

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    i dont have a summary for this i just felt like writing something cathartic for my good friend shane hollander who i am normal about because he deserves to go crazy style sometimes

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are both barely awake when they leave the house for early morning practice. It happens. It's normal. Half the team is usually asleep.

    What's not normal is turning up in each other's jerseys.

    The entire team proceeds to be completely not normal about it.

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    05 Jun 2026