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    "Need a date for Christmas? Want to make your dad mad?"

    Eren Jaeger wants to piss off his parents so he does what any perfectly sane individual would do and finds a fake boyfriend on Craigslist to bring him home for Christmas.

    Jean Kirstein quickly realizes that agreeing to fake date Eren Jaeger may have been the craziest decision he ever made.

    Armin Arlert just wants this whole ridiculous fake boyfriend ordeal to be over--only partially because he finds himself increasingly enamored of Eren's "boyfriend."

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Tim has rescued Bruce from floating around the past, but lost everything else that matters to him.
    Now that he’s alone, teamless, no longer a Wayne, or Robin… what’s left for Tim?

    Jason looks murderous. “God DAMN it, Tim, this was not the situation I had in mind when I generously taught you how to be a younger brother out of the kindness of my heart!”

    Even more shocked by this, Dick asks incredulously, “You, Jason Todd-Wayne, tried to give younger brother lessons? Where did you even get the audacity?”

    Jason rounds on him hotly. “Bitch, you wish you knew how to be a younger brother!”

    “FOCUS,” Tim demands. “We’ve got like, an hour to pull this off.”

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Bank Robber raises his gun.

    Damian’s chin tucks, his eyes glare, his muscles tense in preparation. Tim knows he’ll take that bullet. He’ll take the bullet, the injury, the pain. He’ll take the scar, the video, the risk. He’ll take it silently. Like he was trained to do, like he always has.

    Except that’s Tim’s little brother.

    And he can’t let him.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Tim doesn't sleep much, and as a result he hallucinates sometimes. He keeps hallucinating a pair of green eyes in the dark.
    At the same time he struggles with his place in the fractured batfamily, and tries chasing the Red Hood, who surely is completely unrelated to these green eyes he keeps seeing... right?

    cue kidnappings, bad decisions, and a whole lot of food!

    a bit angsty, but with a happy ending because i REFUSE to write sad ones. title is from "people got a lotta nerve" by neko case :)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Whoever gave Tim Drake the ability to go back in time when he died, clearly wasn't ready for how willing Tim was to take full advantage of it. This was all well and good when nobody realized what he was doing.

    Until one Jason Todd suddenly remembered his fellow vigilante dying in his arms. Twice.

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    04 Jun 2026