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After weeks of Alastor inadvertently receiving Lucifer's sex dreams on his personal signal, Lucifer and Alastor have finally figured themselves out. Sort of.
They're fucking, and with regularity at that. But Alastor wants... More. He's been expecting some kind of revelatory conversation, a declaration of feelings or something equally as sickening.
But they haven't talked about it at all, and Alastor isn't going to humiliate himself by bringing it up first. So when Lucifer proposes an agreement, wherein Alastor gets to project fantasies onto his frequency whenever he wants for a week, Alastor sees an opportunity.
If Lucifer wants to fuck him and forget about the rest, then he'll simply make himself impossible to forget. Revenge is a dish best served hot and wet, and maybe a little bloody?
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- Part 2 of Make Your Dreams Cum True
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See Right Through Me and Show Me My Guts by pervertanarchy for Welcome_To_The_Sinbin
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Apr 2026
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Alastor is living comfortably as Lucifer Morningstar's husband and sub. He carries a great many of Lucifer's marks, from his wedding ring to the collar he wears like a trophy, but something's missing...
He wants more than just external marks. He wants proof of Lucifer's domination inside and out. Lucifer takes the idea and runs with it.
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Alastor has been tense, twitchy, and irritable all day. Lucifer knows because he watches him. Not in any weird way, no, he's just doing recon! Making sure that creepy fuck isn't planning anything nefarious.
Point being, Alastor is acting weird, and Lucifer intends to find out why.
Parties and masochists and voyeurism, oh my! Ignore those pesky feelings though, they're not important.
Meanwhile, Lute is rediscovering some things, Vaggi's got more in common with her than she could have ever imagined, and Charlie is ever a giver of second, third, fourth chances.
Finally, somewhere in Pentagram City, Angel is trying to give up.
AKA an adventure in seeing how many ways I can interpret the phrase "mortification of the flesh"
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Alastor, a powerful human mage, wants immortality for himself. So what does he do about it? Naturally, he goes and digs up an ancient vampire that's been imprisoned in a magically sealed coffin for the last century.
Supposedly, the vampire can only be freed by the magic of a soul bond, but Alastor knows better. He doesn't believe in soulmates, but he knows he is powerful and clever enough to break the lock on this prison anyway.
Funny how fate works.
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AKA - vampire sex, they fuck in a coffin, Alastor fucked around and he is about to find out thoroughly.
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A Bite to Back Up Your Bark and Other Ways to Celebrate Your Anniversary by pervertanarchy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Jan 2026
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Omegas are rarely able to leave permanent mating bites of their own. Alastor knows he can. Nobody else believes him, of course, but Alastor knows better.
He is also a bit of an overachiever.
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“You know what I should do?” Adam asked conspiratorially, leaning his face even closer to Alastor's. If Alastor was biologically female, then... "I should cum inside you. Deep inside your unworthy fucking demon cunt. Maybe I'll even do it a few times over." He grinned, meaningly putting a hand on Alastor's skinny naked abdomen. “And then, I'll send you back to Lucifer with a surprise present in your stomach.”
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Lucifer loved children, and would have happily raised another after Charlie. But these were the worst possible circumstances.
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03 Jun 2026
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A collection of standalone drabbles written for Doe Alastor Week 2026.
Seven prompts. Seven days. One very pretty, breedable deer getting thoroughly ruined by the King of Hell.
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29 May 2026
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“In fact, all I want is a conversation,” Alastor hums, as if a conversation between them is something normal. It happened once or twice, if that much, when they both were at their lowest after that TV-headed demon nearly fucked them both up, before fighting was back at the table. “I'm sure your Majesty can spare a few minutes to listen to his humble servant?”
“Humble? Doubt it. Servant? I wish,” Lucifer grunts. “At the very least you'd respect me.”
“Hm, who can say,” Alastor shrugs, stopping his pacing right in front of Lucifer again. “But I do have a bottle of Beelzejuice I got from contraband that I'm willing to share with you for your trouble.”
Lucifer narrows his eyes, wondering what the fuck the Radio Demon could want, seeing the way he looks at Lucifer with his head tilted slightly, waiting for a response.
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Spring comes to Hell the same way it comes to Earth, and, with it, comes the heat/rut season. Lucifer is not happy to go through it alone another year after Lilith's leaving, when the Radio Demon makes a proposition he hadn't been expecting.
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29 May 2026
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In the seaside kingdom of Orena, keeping a court merfolk within one's castle walls is not only a symbol of status - it's expected. King Lucifer is no exception, and when he's gifted a beautiful, crimson merman, he thinks this creature will be a wonderful addition to his currently empty aquariums.
The only problem?
This merman won't sing.
This merman is spiteful and rude, and seems entirely ungrateful for the life he's been lucky enough to splash into. Lucifer needs to consider a few things: is Alastor really the problem, or is the entire system in need of upheaval?
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- Part 6 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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25 May 2026
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Sinners in Seattle by jessies_girl_93
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
29 May 2026
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“Anyone who was on earth when I was human would be gone by now. I’m more interested in a…recreational trip.”
Blitzo exchanged a glance with Stolas.
Alastor sighed and set his glass down on the counter with a dull thud.
“If you must know- Lucifer would like to visit Earth and I would like leverage,” Alastor said simply.
OR: Alastor and Lucifer visit earth together as humans, with the logistical help of a certain enterprising imp and banished prince. Established AppleRadio situationship.
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17 May 2026