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sexysorceress70: he can stir my cauldron any day of the week 🔥
emmab_reads: the way he said simmer…i cannot breathe…someone call a healer
MidnightTeaAndBooks: he could tell me i'm doing it wrong in that voice and i'd say yes sir immediately
Severus Snape runs a potions channel on YouTube. Somehow, four million people find this compelling. He has no idea why.
Hermione Granger, a graduate student in alchemical pharmacology, has some thoughts about that.
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02 Jun 2026
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In official practice, Scent Theory was a private clinic whose aim was to soothe afflicted Alphas utilizing a treatment plan of skin-to-skin therapy. Or as Lavender had renamed it, cuddle sessions. Unofficially, Hermione found herself as an accidental matchmaker for feral Alphas and omegas.
Or, the one where Severus Snape is a Stage 4 feral Alpha whose scent sends Hermione Granger into a spontaneous heat.
Written for Potions & Parchment's 2026 Scratch that Niche Fest: Trope Edition
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31 May 2026
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The Brooding Bat of her Dreams. by ASlytherinBadger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2026
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Hermione Granger thought being the Hogwarts’ Matron would make her life quieter, until Severus Snape stormed back into it like a gothic fever dream with cheekbones sharp enough to file paperwork on.
Enter Draco Malfoy: agent of chaos, self-appointed matchmaker, and menace to the entire staff table. With a talent for melodrama and his disastrously timed pelvic thrusts, he is determined to shove Hermione and Severus together whether they like it or not. (They don’t.... They definitely do. They’re both in denial.)
With Hogwarts whispering, Harry approving, and Ron distracted by impending fatherhood, Hermione finds herself caught between attraction, irritation, and the unsettling suspicion that she might actually care about Snape.
And as she becomes even more entangled in his life, one thing becomes obvious:
They’re either going to kiss, kill each other, or collapse passionately into a bed, and nobody can decide which outcome is more likely.Draco, armed with his popcorn, is ready for it all.
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26 Apr 2026
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When taking their N.E.W.T.s becomes contingent on completing a Ministry approved curriculum, the students rebel, catching the teachers in the crossfire.