petmunchkin
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- Helluva Boss (Web Series) (7)
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It isn't rape if you didn't bleed long enough, babe by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 May 2026
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Stolas immediately stills above him.
Blitzø is still too preoccupied with the aftermath of the pain wave, that very slowly subsides, when he suddenly realises that- Stolas isn't fucking moving.
Confused, he looks up at him.
"What?" His tone is probably far too annoyed, but it's mostly because that really fucking hurt, even though it isn't Stolas' fault- but also it's kinda Stolas' fault.
Stolas blinks down at him. "You just said 'ow'," he states, like it even matters.
Next time, someone tell Blitzø to fucking watch his schedule because a full moon night two days after getting his ass (very badly) railed probably wasn't the best idea...
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When dinner got cold (but you were warm and soft) by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Apr 2026
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There's one picture in particular in that album where Blitzø - Blitzo at the time, and maybe around fifteen years old? - is in the process of changing his clothes for an act. It's not indecent or anything, but it's taken from the back and, since Blitzo's skin wasn't half burned off at the time, shows his full soulmate mark while he's shirtless.
The photo is blurry and old and worn, but Stolas has twice the eyesight to easily decipher every little familiar line in that mark on Blitzø's back, where it used to be, once upon a fire.
It's a lazy afternoon.
Dinner, his favourite bird, and the terrifying ordeal of having to tell him that they're soulmates - without actually telling him, that is.
C'mon, Blitzø is brave but not that brave.
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And we don't even get to the fucking vows by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Mar 2026
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Stolas lets out a surprised gasp when Blitzø suddenly lets the garter snap back to its original place after he's been stretching it as far as it would go.
"Quiet," Blitzø chides him, daring to click his tongue at him. Bastard.
"You shouldn't even be here," Stolas chides back, although his voice doesn't hold any grudge. He's too out of breath for that, his desires much too apparent to hide. He wants. "It's bad luck, darling-"
"Want me to go?"
Stolas outright glares at him, fingers tightening around his lapels as he pulls him close. "Don't you fucking dare."
Thirty minutes until the ceremony.
Just enough time for-
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On how to write a Thank You card (burning as you go) by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Feb 2026
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Fuck.
Out of the periphery of his eyes, there's a big fucking tattoo glowing on his back, just like Moxxie said. It seems to form some kind of symbol he can only see part of, and wouldn't know what to make of even if he could see all of it, taking up almost the whole of his back in a shimmery bright blue that stands out stark against his red and scarred skin.
Three things to consider:
One, Blitzø wants his bird.
Two, Blitzø has his bird, technically.
Three, Blitzø is suddenly fucking cursed so he can't touch his bird without experiencing excruciating burning pain and that might just put a bummer on his plans which kinda involved said bird and building up a healthy, very touch-filled relationship.
Oh and then there's number four:
Fuck you, Andrealphus. -
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"Everyone, say hi to Stolas. He's our hostage," Blitzø reiterates. Clearly, this is what they do every stormy night out on the sea - steal reluctant grooms-to-be to take them back to their ship, and maybe their private quarters to-
Stolas flushes about three shades of red when he remembers why he's here. He desperately tries to hide a smile, and is entirely unsuccessful in doing so.
So Stolas asks for a roleplay. He's got a very vivid imagination, you see.
Blitzø isn't into it or anything. Fuck off.
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A flickering existence is a fleeting thing. Sometimes it is there, sometimes not. Whether it stays or disappears in the end, no one really knows... (because everyone forgets, after all.)
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