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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Alina was drawing an enormous purple dog.
    "Are there a lot of purple dogs around here?" Ilya asked.
    Alina didn't look up from the drawing.
    "No."
    "Do you like purple?"
    Once again, a one-word answer. "It's ok."
    Ilya nodded seriously. "I see. So the dog is ok."
    "It's not a dog. It's a wolf."
    "A purple wolf? I've never seen one."
    The little girl flushed with irritation, as if she had to justify her choice of color. "The brown is dead."
    "Lucky me. Otherwise I never would have seen my new favorite animal. The purple wolf."
    Alina didn't answer.
    "What do purple wolves eat? Yellow sheep?" Ilya asked.
    The little girl looked up from the page and fixed Ilya with an intensity that made him uncomfortable. "Where is my brother?"

    Ilya Rozanov receives a call from Russia: his brother Alexei and his wife have been arrested. Ilya is listed as guardian of Alina, Alexei's eldest, and of Ivan, whose existence he didn't even know about. How will Ilya manage his marriage, his life as a professional hockey player, and two frightened children?

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    "And is like I said, very easy to do. You just lay back and let someone else do work. Could do it in my sleep, would not be problem at all for me to come hands-free.”

    Hollander scowled, full competitive personality shining through. “Prove it.”

    “Fine, I will,” Ilya snapped back.

    Hollander's eyes went wide, and so did Ilya's when he realized what he had promised. His words hung in the air between them, suddenly heavy with implication.

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    Ilya doesn't think switching with Hollander one time for the sake of settling a bet will change anything about their arrangement, and it certainly wouldn't make him discover anything about himself. Afterall, it would only be one time, right?

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    03 Jun 2026

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    01 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    Shane and Ilya are relaxing at the cottage after a disappointing end to their season, soaking up the freedom before their baby arrives by surrogate later in the summer. Ilya gets a call from his attorney’s office in Boston, which he has not used since he moved to Ottawa ten years earlier. His niece showed up in their office looking for how to contact him, the only thing she had to go on was an envelope with the firm’s name and address on the trust fund paperwork she stole from her dad before fleeing Russia.

    This is the story of the first few months of parenthood, welcoming a new baby and an unexpected teenager in the course of a few weeks.

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    31 May 2026