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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Marinette asks her best friend to be her sperm donor.

    Also they own a bookstore together.

     

    NOTE: I only have 5 chapters of this written. It's been sitting on my computer for years. I'm posting it because I think it's a fun story so far, and I'm hoping that you'll think so too and encourage me to finish writing it. HOWEVERRRRR I make no promises. Abandon all hope of a completed fic, ye who enter here. I'm warning you ahead of time.

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    25 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    “I'm not cynical, just realistic. I have to be practical, Kent. Can’t let myself get swept up in the… whimsy of all this “love business”.

    “That’s a shame,” he said softly. “I quite like whimsy.”

    You studied him for a long moment; his response was what you expected from what you had gathered already. He sat there in his slightly rumpled suit, shoulders a little curled in like he was trying to take up less space and not just because of the ridiculous chair you put him in. In his massive hands, the small leather notebook he carried looked absolutely tiny.

    And yet there was something about the picture he painted in your mind. It was charming, though you didn’t want to admit that.

    “Of course you like whimsy.”

    You're something of an oxymoron. A matchmaker that doesn't believe in love. You can literally see emotions, so if love were coming your way, you would see it coming. It just never has. But when you meet Clark Kent, the journalist tasked with writing a story on you, you find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew.

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    25 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    “So,” Alya said casually, blending eyeshadow into something darker, warmer. “Remember the goal.”

    “Make him not interested,” Marinette recited.

    “How?”

    Marinette swallowed. “I play it up.”

    “Define ‘it.’”

    Marinette grimaced. “Full of myself. Materialistic. Kind of… suggestive.”

    Alya grinned. “You’re going to be terrible at this.”

    or

    The one where Marinette agrees to sabotage a blind date, Adrien Agreste proposes instead of taking the hint, and a carefully negotiated fake engagement turns into a much bigger problem than either of them anticipated.

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    20 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    you broke up with your long term boyfriend - dick - over an argument he caused and some terrible things he said about you in front of his family. while you're both left reeling from the breakup, jason is left in the middle of the breakup as you both fight for custody of your cat.

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    08 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    The data indicating the average person experiences 3.4 attacks annually is misleading. You- who seem to find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time several times a month- represents a significant deviation from the norm and should not be counted in the dataset.

    (Seriously, if there was a punch card for civilian endangerment, you'd have earned a free mug and a commemorative sticker by now)

    Or; in which Nightwing accidentally develops feelings for the anxious woman whose rescue has become part of his regular nightly routine by this point.

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    08 Jan 2026