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Something sinister is hiding amongst the locals of Pelican Town, Ferngill's number one beach-front summer destination. And at the height of tourist season, the locals -- along with the corporation all but running the town -- are desperate to keep the murders under wraps and the tourist money flowing. Without any semblance of a governing body interested in doing anything other than sweeping the murders under the rug, it's up to reporter-turned-private-eye-turned-farmer Joey Clare to figure out whodunit, and, most importantly, why.
But killer fish, murderous polycules, apathetic politicians, and not just one, but two past flings are not going to make it an easy endeavor for her. This was supposed to just be a move into the quiet countryside, damnit.
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Sebastian's bike rides look a little different with Sam in his life. He reflects on that change.
[written for day 7 of Sambastian Week 2026: Midnight Ride]
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if i cross the line by planetary_no
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
07 Jun 2026
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Jack is an assassin. A good one, at that. After a robbery-gone-wrong that took the life of his little sister eleven years prior, Jack is out for revenge, taking odd jobs as he searches. Things had been stable, profitable, ever since he joined a group of mercenaries, nicknamed the Guardians. It was through a job from them that Jack first ran into Hiccup, a welder who kept seeming to show up at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Hiccup was just trying to live a quiet life. He had a good job and good friends and an apartment and a cat. All of that went up in flames after meeting a strange man with white-gray hair and a gun at his hip, when Hiccup saw things he definitely shouldn’t have.
Now, they have a dead CEO, a job gone wrong, two blocks of C4, a lead in a decade long cold case, and a change of heart from the Guardians. Hiccup and Jack find themselves in more danger than ever, forced to depend on each other if they want to walk away with their lives - or, at the very least, closure.
But just how far are they willing to go? And what will happen when they're forced to cross that line?
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"Well, farmer?" he drawled. "What do you say? Would you like to play my game?"
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The farmer has reached perfection. But what is there to do after one reaches the top, besides start back at the bottom?
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It's Abigail's birthday! If only Ryan knew what to get her...
[pre-smps. can be read as a standalone]
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two young lovers and half-priced drinks by planetary_no
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
16 Apr 2026
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Sam and Sebastian take full advantage of a hotel room away from the farmhouse for the night.
[can be read as a standalone. takes place mid-chpt 15 of smps]
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The farmer is dead.
It’s been one single, measly year in Pelican Town, and the farmer is dead. A freak accident, changing the course of every life in town, but none more than those of her three best friends.
Because for some stupid reason, she left the farm to those three best friends, rather than handing it over to the bank or letting Lewis make the call. And, for some stupider reason, Abigail, Sebastian, and Sam agreed to it. Nevermind that they're all swimming in oceans of grief which feel bottomless. Nevermind that Sam and Sebastian are the biggest will they won't they that Pelican Town has ever seen. Nevermind that out of the three of them, exactly none of them know the first thing about running a farm.
But, after all, it's just gardening. How hard could it be?
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What are the ASS trio + Ryan's love languages? Abigail has some thoughts.
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Gunther had never really gotten over the disastrous fling that was his graduate advisor. When he gets a letter requesting him to uproot his life and move out to Stardew Valley, he isn't exactly sure what he's expecting, but it sure as shit isn't what he finds.
Tracking down a flighty professor, fixing what broke all those years ago, and trying to keep a library running for the four people who use it is no small task, but hey, Gunther doesn't see anyone else taking the job.
Days 1-3 & 5-7 of SDV Writer's Guild Rarepair Week: each chapter is a different prompt to tell the full story.
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Abigail and Ryan have a graveyard conversation.
[pre- still my patron saint]
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Sam has made it. A band at the top of the charts, a sophomore album that everyone's talking about, and a full docket of tours and festivals on the horizon. It's what every kid dreams of when they decide they want to be a rockstar when they grow up. Except, he can't help thinking that it wasn't supposed to be him up there.
At least, not standing on his own.
Sitting at the summit of everything he's worked for, Sam remembers. Summers and teenage rebellion and petty vandalism. Falling in love for the first and second time with the two people who loved him just as much right back. His first band: the catalyst to everything he had now, and the people that were meant to stand with him at the top.
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Sam doesn't even drink coffee.
But Sebastian does.
(a poem about love)
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Leah isn't looking for love, or even a fling. She's just trying to survive, maybe make some art, maybe drink some wine. She definitely hadn't meant to get so close to Pelican Town's newest bachelorette, but some things are just out of her control. Bonding over a shared craft and a shared romantic life fraught with bad decisions, Leah and Robin might just find the inspiration they've both been looking for in the most unexpected place: each other.
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blessed be the boys time can't capture by planetary_no
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
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Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander's story didn't begin in their rookie season, the summer before, or even at the International Prospect Cup in Regina. No, their story started seven years earlier, in Ottawa.
At a hockey camp.
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see ya, sucker by planetary_no
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has accidentally discovered a new way to torture Shane Hollander, and it comes in conveniently wrapped little packages.
~NSFW~
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Age of Light by planetary_no
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
15 Dec 2025
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It had been years. Ages. Two catastrophes, two miracles, two lives forever changed, and Link still didn’t know how to talk to her. He didn’t know how to speak around the tight feeling in his chest that wanted to make him collapse at her feet and follow her to the ends of Hyrule. He didn’t know how to live a life with her casually in it: she had always been that thing at the periphery of his life, never attainable, but forever hanging over his head. Whether they were in the same timeline or not, it was always for her.
In which Link and Zelda have lived through two disasters already: how bad could one more be? (Pretty bad, it turns out, actually.)
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Sam is back in town for Spirit's Eve, and Abigail has just the costume for him. What she neglected to tell him, of course, was that it was one half of a couple's costume. You'll never guess who has the other half.
Chaos, long overdue conversations, and a penchant to end up right back where they started ensues.
~NSFW~
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Sebastian's whirlwind relationship with the new farmer in town was destined to burn out fast, whether they knew it or not. When Sebastian is left to pick himself up out of the ashes, he turns back to the ones he once knew best in the world. But, in the year that he's been MIA, either too love-struck or heartbroken to see things clearly and keep up with his closest friendships, their lives have moved on without him.
Now, Sebastian has a choice: take this as a true fresh start and rebuild his life from the ground up on a new plot of land, leaving his past well and truly in the past, or try to find what foundations survived the fire.
(Sebastian x Sam endgame)
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in sickness and in health by planetary_no
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
05 Aug 2025
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hiccup is convinced that jack is the best medicine and no, he will not be taking any questions at this time
written for the hijack week summer 2025 day 4 prompt: "please don't leave me"
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under my skin by planetary_no
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
16 Jul 2025
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Jack is the vampire that Hiccup just can't seem to get his hands on. Irritating, sarcastic, and showing up in inconvenient places... until he isn't. When clearing out a nest of vampires goes awry, Hiccup finds help from an unexpected source: the vampire who just won't leave him alone (the vampire he doesn't want to leave him alone).
Of course, it helps when that vampire is hot. It's even better when it seems like he's into Hiccup too.
In which a poorly constructed plan to kill this fucking vampire goes sideways, leading to some vampire fucking instead.