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    “I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?

    Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–

    (In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Kyle's birthday celebrations, from five years old to sixteen, have always involved Stan. His participation evolves over the years.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.

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    31 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    “This is the gayest thing you’ve done in a long time, Stan,” Cartman says genially.

    Looping the end of a balloon around the tip of his finger, Stan thinks of this morning, when he’d been pressed up against Kyle in his bed, trying to win a contest of endurance. Kyle won, like he always does. Stan doesn’t say as much.

    Kenny does though, squinting down suspiciously where he’s rolling a joint.

    “I don’t believe that,” he says wryly, not looking at either of them.

    It's Kyle's birthday, so Stan throws a surprise party with the intent of fulfilling one of his deepest wishes.

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    30 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Once a year, Kyle gets to add a little variety to his diet. For one night, he doesn’t have to hide what he is, what he wants, or what he’s hungry for. It's Halloween, and he can finally be himself.

    Too bad this year is ruined by fucking Stan Marsh, whose blood Kyle is already thoroughly sick of.

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    28 May 2026