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Caution: Hot Stuff by pnt_boi for DeadApple, vampireclit
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms
25 Mar 2018
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when Luigi quits his job as a plumber to carry out his lifelong dream of becoming an artist, he begins to take refuge in a local coffee shop. the coffee is good, but will the hot barista behind the counter distract Luigi from pursuing his art? Or will he become the muse Luigi never knew he needed?
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In which Daryl does a fabulous gay lisp, and it becomes Glenn's mission to get him to use it all. The. Time.
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Jack Wilder has quick hands and a cute smile, and he never reveals his secrets.
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Phil Coulson is a man of order, and he'll be damned if Clint Barton is going to change that.
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When Liam grew some balls and pushed the phone to his ear, he definitely was not expecting to hear a less-than-manly voice shout, “OH MY GAWD LIAM. I HAVE A GIG. I HAVE A GIG.”
Or the one where Harry's sort of cryptic, Liam's stressed and losing blood, and Louis is just really pissed.
NOTE: Rated M for language, blood, and just for the fact that it's really angsty. Smut free since '93.
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a step by step guide to falling in love; or, how to woo a guy in 1,854 days by neverbirds
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
28 Sep 2017
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Step 1: Have an unhealthy obsession with romantic comedies
Step 2: Ignore how cute your new best friend is
Step 3: Be emotionally illiterate
Step 4: Hope you get your happy ending, despite putting zero effort in on your part
Step 5: Actually get the happy endingBookmarked by pnt_boi
30 Dec 2018
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[Chinese translation available.]
"Jack didn't drag me anywhere I didn't want to go. I'm happy to assist with the case, and we've already proven that we can cohabitate without undue distress."
"Yeah, well, I still think it's stupid," Will muttered.
"We do fit the profile," Hannibal said. "A couple from different social strata; recently cohabiting; homosexual. That's not what offends you, is it?" Hannibal added.
(Or: Hannibal and Will have to pretend to be a couple for a case. Everything goes downhill from there.)
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- Part 2 of Yet Another Hannigram S1 AU
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17 Nov 2018
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Hannibal smells her first. Nearly buried beneath the pungency of the cheap colognes mounted on a nearby display case is something totally incongruous: the sticky-sweet dough scent of the cinnamon pretzels sold down on the mall’s first level. He parts the suits with both hands, hangers squeaking on the bar, and looks down at the young girl squatting on the floor in the middle of the rack.
Or, Will loses his daughter at the mall. Hannibal returns her to him.
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14 Nov 2018
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Grantaire and Enjolras go to the same school, except Grantaire has no idea Enjolras exists. When Enjolras finds out about Grantaire’s online dating profile, he sort of...catfishes him. Well, not exactly.
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05 Jun 2018
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Valjean's idea of doing a nondenominational anonymous holiday gift exchange shakes things up among the staff of Musain Elementary School. With everyone trying to figure out their presents (and their feelings) and an attempted production of The Nutcracker coming up, the holiday season is certainly going to be busy.
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24 May 2018