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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    31 May 2026

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    SCOUTING REPORT - PIKE CHILDREN (ages 1-6)
    Threat Level: Spiritual
    Projected Outcome: Domestic devastation

    Ilya Rozanov shows up to Easter with homemade bread and a carton of hand-dyed eggs.
    Shane Hollander shows up with four painstakingly hand-curated Easter baskets.
    He agonized over the thread color. He's not going to talk about it.

    (Or: Hayden Pike puts on an inflatable bunny costume. It goes about as well as you'd expect.)

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    30 May 2026

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    SCOUTING REPORT - PIKE CHILDREN (ages 1-5)
    Threat Level: Catastrophic
    Projected Outcome: Emotional devastation

    Shane Hollander shows up to babysit like it's Game 7.
    He has a binder. He has a strategy. He has run simulations.
    Ilya is no help. Ilya is asleep on a donut.
    Hayden Pike has made a terrible mistake.

    (Or: Shane and Ilya babysit the Pike kids. It goes about as well as you'd expect.)

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    30 May 2026

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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    29 May 2026