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Нил захлопнул телефон и сунул его в карман, звеня брелоком, каталогизируя информацию в своей голове, формируя план, прежде чем отправиться на поиски по направлению своей внутренней тяги.
В этот раз его целями были некие Эндрю и Кевин — соседи по комнате, как быстро понял Нил, устроившись на карнизе и наблюдая за ними сквозь мутноватое стекло. Они копошились последние минут двадцать, собираясь то ли в клуб, то ли на какую-то вечеринку, все время порознь, будто два магнита, отталкивающихся друг от друга одинаковыми полюсами, но Нил знал, что момент влюбленности, безошибочно назначенный системой, наступит вот-вот и тогда Нил сможет пустить две пули в их несчастные сердечки и заставить их стучать в унисон, заставить их любить друг друга — такой восторг! Фу.
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Или: Нил всего лишь пытается выполнять свою отстойную работу! Какого чёрта его стрелы не работают на Эндрю Миньярде?
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05 Apr 2026
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“So, Neil, can you confirm?”
Neil takes a shaky sip of water in an attempt to clear his windpipe. “Confirm what?” he croaks.
“That Andrew has a big dick.”
He almost chokes again. “How would I know?”
Allison has the type of expression on her face that means she’s on a relentless hunt for gossip. “I thought you two were sleeping together.”
Neil startles, confused. Incomprehensibly, Allison’s words make him flush, up to his ears and down his neck. “We’re not,” Neil says. “We’re just friends.”
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Neil learns some new information, navigates his own feelings, and stumbles into a relationship in the process.
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25 Oct 2025
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Andrew has found that the real problems have nothing to do with the pain and everything to do with self-sustainability. Doing daily tasks with one arm is unexpectedly nightmarish. He can’t drive (well, he shouldn’t, but his patience is wearing thin and it’s only been a day), he can’t get dressed—he even struggled to pour his goddamn coffee this morning.
Neil walks closer and gently runs his fingers through Andrew’s slightly-gross hair. “You need a shower.”
Ah. That, too, is difficult with a broken bone.
“Are you offering, Josten?” Andrew drones, carefully blank.
Andrew needs help showering after his surgery.
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20 Jul 2025
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When Nathaniel Hartford boards the RMS Titanic, it is a death sentence. He will be shipped to New York with his brutal father and his soon-to-be wife, Lola. There's no escape.
Until he meets third-class artist Andrew Minyard.
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28 Jun 2025
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“That’s…strange.” He says. The image is so different from the Aaron they know—the grumpy asshole who insults them at practice and is cursed to ride backseat in Nicky’s car, who lives in baggy jeans and button-ups. Neil isn’t a very empathetic person, but he pities Nicky for having a cousin like Aaron around, and Kevin for sticking with them. “Where did you find that?”
“Why? Wanna look at it later?” Allison teases. Neil stares. “That amateur porn website. With ‘A.Miny’ as the username, it was kinda hard to ignore.”
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AKA: the Foxes find Andrew’s amateur porn account and, not knowing Aaron has a twin, assume it’s him. At first Neil just wanted to know what camera Aaron used, but then he falls into conversations and images and feelings.
How can Neil feel so much for a screen, yet absolutely nothing when face-to-face with Aaron?
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Now with Russian translation:
https://ficbook.net/readfic/0196d8b8-581e-7fcf-a29f-36ba69a64348
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