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    Shane calls a phone sex hotline and gets Ilya crooning unspeakable filth in his ear. It kind of devolves from there.

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    Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, back-cracking dirty phone sex and end up catching feelings along the way.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    They eat in silence for a while before Niall speaks again. “So, did I understand it correctly, you and Louis - fucked?” Harry almost chokes on his salad. Zayn snorts.
    “No. I mean, yeah, we also did that, but we, uh. We were together. For a few years.”
    “And by together, he means they were on levels of codependency never known before by humankind,” Zayn explains.

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    or: Harry and Louis haven't spoken since Louis moved to Madrid. That is, until Louis gets outed by The Sun.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “So, If I am partner of player, does this make me WAG?” Ilya wondered.

    “They’ve yet to make a gender-inclusive acronym, as far as I know,” Shane mumbled. “So, technically, yeah. I guess.” 

    “Mmm, probably has not been issue before,” Ilya mused. “No NHL players with boyfriends before you. No BAGs.” 

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    or, Shane and Ilya’s first time(s) getting to be one another’s biggest fans. (a continuation of dana street)

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “You could date me,” Rozanov says nonchalantly.

    Wait. What?

    Shane is sure he must’ve misheard. He stares at the other boy in disbelief, his mouth hanging slightly open.

    “What?” he asks aloud, because surely Rozanov must’ve hit his head or something.

    But the blond man just shrugs casually. “You need hot fake boyfriend. I am available.”

    or, the fake dating hollanov fic, in which Shane desperately wants his ex to think that he's no longer hung up on him and his rival Ilya Rozanov is more than happy to help.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    How did he let this happen?

    Shane's not sure.

    One moment, he was on the gym floor not staring at Rozanov's gorgeous sweaty body. Then Shane was standing up, but his legs were weak for some god forsaken reason and Rozanov was there, just an arm around his waist to keep him upright, and now...

    Well.

    Now Shane's on his knees on the floor of Ilya Rozanov's shower.

     

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    Heated Rivalry, but the boys are forced to have an honest conversation around 8 years earlier than they do in canon.

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    14 Jun 2026